As I enjoy retirement, and find myself slowing down, I sometimes look for opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
Yesterday I raked some leaves, and after doing so I sat down and had a nice cold beer. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
After a while, for some inexplicable reason, I began to ponder the age-old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful.
Well, after a second beer, and some reasonably serious deductive thinking, I came up with my answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby ...... and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . over 60, and still sharp as a tack.
Yesterday I raked some leaves, and after doing so I sat down and had a nice cold beer. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
After a while, for some inexplicable reason, I began to ponder the age-old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful.
Well, after a second beer, and some reasonably serious deductive thinking, I came up with my answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby ...... and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . over 60, and still sharp as a tack.
