Keep spinning it, I should have bought you a giant Ladle for Christmas.
From your use of, castigate. My bad, it means... "reprimand (someone) severely" So I guess asking a sensible question is to, reprimand (someone) severely. Now is this what you meant? Does this make sense? Is this Logical? LMAO, your attempts at insult are not getting better either, you must need to go back to high school, maybe seek out that school resource position, you might pickup some more appropriate calumnies.
I highly doubt the Denver PD would even offer a polite response if the OP actually called them, so STFU with your bullshit as if you were actually trying to help him get his question answered. You should know that, you are LEO correct? Pathetic use of Logic there, son.
Hmmm, what else should I 'fabricate'... I think that's it for now. Leave me some sticks, and I'll be back to show you how to build a house using Logic.