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Maggie’s Do you need cheering up?

Barneybdb

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  • Dec 2, 2011
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    DO YOU NEED CHEERING UP ?

    Well, here's a great idea!
    Watch your wedding video backwards.
    The night starts with you getting a root ...
    Then you have a great time, good food & drink and sober up without a hangover ...

    You'll love the end bit where you take the ring off, go back down the aisle, jump in the car & fuck off with your mates.
     
    Re: Do you need cheering up?

    I watch myne for a laugh as my wife was crying through 80% of the ceremony. Heres a tip to all you single dudes out there. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT put a "remembrance" in your ceremony, no matter what she says! Her grandmother died shortly before the wedding, had to postpone it due to the death (obviously). When the big day finally did roll around, that part came up and the flood gates opened. Virtually everyone on her side of the family was crying or had tears. Everyone on my side was staring at her side wondering "wtf is wrong with you people". It was funny...3rd best day of my life though. The other two are reserved for each of my children.
     
    Re: Do you need cheering up?

    hahaha kinda like listening to a country song backwards, got your job back, dog came home, truck didn't break down, best friend didn't get married, biggest buck didn't run away etc..etc..

    funny shit right there.