Yesterday I was at my local SAM 'S CLUB buying a large bag of
Purina dog
Chow for my loyal pet, Sam , the Wonder Dog, and was in the
check-out line
When a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, I had an elephant? So since I like to entertasin myself and have no scruples, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
Starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
Because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
Pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out
Of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
that
It works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply
Eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to
Try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
line
Was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the
dog food
Poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's ass and
A car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing
So hard.
Sam 's won't let me shop there anymore.
Purina dog
Chow for my loyal pet, Sam , the Wonder Dog, and was in the
check-out line
When a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, I had an elephant? So since I like to entertasin myself and have no scruples, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
Starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
Because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
Pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out
Of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
that
It works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply
Eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to
Try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in
line
Was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the
dog food
Poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's ass and
A car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing
So hard.
Sam 's won't let me shop there anymore.
