Dogs are way better than cats.

[Mike Casselton]

7/10 cats are selfish assholes. They sometimes shit and piss in the provided box.

1/87 dogs is an ass, but not selfish.

1/762 dogs are selfish and they are the size of cats.


Change my mind...

 

[Threadcutter308]

7/10 cats are selfish assholes. They sometimes shit and piss in the provided box.

1/87 dogs is an ass, but not selfish.

1/762 dogs are selfish and they are the size of cats.


Change my mind...

We once had a cat that liked me, but it got pissed at the wife about something and shit on her pillow.

Loved that cat, couldn't stop laughing......

 

[powdahound76]

I think dogs and cats taste equally good.

So many ways to prepare!!!

 

[_Windrider_]

Dogs are better than people

 

[Mike Casselton]

We once had a cat that liked me, but it got pissed at the wife about something and shit on her pillow.

Loved that cat, couldn't stop laughing......

Sounds like a decent cat.

My oldest daughter had a rabbit that used to chase my ex and growl at her...

 

[Mike Casselton]

I think dogs and cats taste equally good.

So many ways to prepare!!!

I prefer the taste of cat.















Both kinds.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I got a cat that fucks dogs for a living.

 

[zeroz]

Fuck cats. They are pricks and it doesnt help that I am allergic as hell. I can walk in a house and know almost immediately if they have cats. Its so funny how cat people think that the cats use the litter box 100% of the time. They use it when its convenient for them, otherwise they piss where they please. If you're one of these people go look behind doors in the spare bedrooms or mostly unused corners. Almost every cat house I have worked in had cat piss stains on the carpets and many times they were wet. Most (real sized) dogs will typically only piss and shit in the house when you fucked up and didn't let them out in time.

 

[oneshot86]

I prefer the taste of cat.















Both kinds.

I think I saw a puddie tat

 

[Jgunner]

We(humans) don't deserve dogs, we deserve cats, because we too are assholes.

 

[jrassy]

Dogs train people to pick up their shit, fuck that . If i had more land and could let a dog roam i’d get one.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Dogs train people to pick up their shit, fuck that . If i had more land and could let a dog roam i’d get one.

You just let your dog shit anywhere and leave it? I pick up dog shit all the time. My backyard, walking my dog, etc.

 

[supercorndogs]

Meh. I like animals.

 

[Makinchips208]

This is dumber than moa vs mil.

 

[lash]

7/10 cats are selfish assholes. They sometimes shit and piss in the provided box.

1/87 dogs is an ass, but not selfish.

1/762 dogs are selfish and they are the size of cats.


Change my mind...

Why you…you…sumabich!

Never mind, I totally agree. Having had many of both.

 

[Mike Casselton]

This is dumber than moa vs mil.

MIL-OA.

 

[zeroz]

This is dumber than moa vs mil.

No doubt! Everybody knows IPHY for the win!

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[jrassy]

You just let your dog shit anywhere and leave it? I pick up dog shit all the time. My backyard, walking my dog, etc.

I don't have a dog , not picking up dog shit you do you

 

[Ronws]

Point your finger -

A cat will look at your finger.

A dog will look in the direction you are pointing. He values your perspective.

 

[Makinchips208]

I heard, and I don’t know how true it is, but that if a person dies alone and has cats, the majority of the time cats will start eating the body.

If a person dies alone and has dogs, it’s almost unheard of that, the dogs eat the body.

Makes a good story anyways.

 

[Ronws]

Note to self, don't die around @Makinchips208 . I don't know how his pets have been trained.

 

[Eostech]

Dogs train people to pick up their shit, fuck that . If i had more land and could let a dog roam i’d get one.

If your not a complete imbecile you can train dogs pretty easy.

My dogs shit no where near the house and if they are walking they shit a good way off the path in the bushes.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Before I was in the country, I lived on an acre in the burbs. I had a new neighbor that let his dog just keep shitting in my yard. I probably talked to him kindly three times about it. Dude, my step kids play in the yard, none of them wanna roll in your dogs poop.

Just wouldnt sink in. So one day, I bagged it all up, and as we left to go somewhere, I walked up to the front door, and poured about 6 piles of dog shit in front of his door.

My step daughter, about 13 at the time says "is there not a better way to deal with this?"

I had to explain that some people are too dense to be civil. The next day, the guy came over an apologized. End of the dog poop battle.

Dogs are fucking great.....humans......pfffft!

Cats, Im not sure of. Never had one. Ive seen too many on peoples kitchen counters. Fucking gross!

 

[gwood]

https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Holliday]

Dogs are natural born slaves.

Cats bow for no one.

 

[kthomas]

I heard, and I don’t know how true it is, but that if a person dies alone and has cats, the majority of the time cats will start eating the body.

If a person dies alone and has dogs, it’s almost unheard of that, the dogs eat the body.

Makes a good story anyways.

It's true.

My wife had an acquaintance that died and her face was eaten by her cat.

Dogs don't do that.

 

[ironman56]

Fuck cats. They are pricks and it doesnt help that I am allergic as hell. I can walk in a house and know almost immediately if they have cats. Its so funny how cat people think that the cats use the litter box 100% of the time. They use it when its convenient for them, otherwise they piss where they please. If you're one of these people go look behind doors in the spare bedrooms or mostly unused corners. Almost every cat house I have worked in had cat piss stains on the carpets and many times they were wet. Most (real sized) dogs will typically only piss and shit in the house when you fucked up and didn't let them out in time.

I agree 100%

 

[supercorndogs]

https://www.science.org/content/article/yes-your-pet-might-eat-your-corpse-s-problem-investigators

"Previous studies have revealed some differences between canine and feline scavenging. Dogs tend to eat the face and throats of humans, then break the ribs and chew on bones. Cats, on the other hand, often strip skin from the nose, upper lip, and fingers (the same places, Rando notes, that they nip at when playing with a living owner). Scavenging is more common with dogs than cats, Byard adds, “but I don’t trust either of them.”

 

[roostercogburn98]

I heard, and I don’t know how true it is, but that if a person dies alone and has cats, the majority of the time cats will start eating the body.

If a person dies alone and has dogs, it’s almost unheard of that, the dogs eat the body.

Makes a good story anyways.

They steal baby’s breath while they’re sleeping too. Wild ass heathens

 

[mi650]

 

[kthomas]

https://www.science.org/content/article/yes-your-pet-might-eat-your-corpse-s-problem-investigators

"Previous studies have revealed some differences between canine and feline scavenging. Dogs tend to eat the face and throats of humans, then break the ribs and chew on bones. Cats, on the other hand, often strip skin from the nose, upper lip, and fingers (the same places, Rando notes, that they nip at when playing with a living owner). Scavenging is more common with dogs than cats, Byard adds, “but I don’t trust either of them.”

The difference is that dogs won't eat their own owners (typically). Cats will.

 

[Mwalex]

I like cats better than dogs and dogs better than people. I hate people.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[buffalowinter]

Our barn cat identifies as a horse.

 

[misser]

I think dogs and cats taste equally good.

So many ways to prepare!!!

ya i was wondering about that

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[supercorndogs]

The difference is that dogs won't eat their own owners (typically). Cats will.

"Scavenging is more common with dogs than cats, Byard adds, “but I don’t trust either of them.”

 

[Big Phish]

Starbucks smells and prolly tastes like cat piss every time I go by their Woke stench.

 

[supercorndogs]

My parents brought their lab over one day and my orange alley cat attacked it like that. He never went after my dogs when they were alive. But he scratched them if they got too close. He trapped the dog in the hall. I made him let her out. He ran around the furniture and jumped on her butt. And fur started to fly. I kicked him away and tried to take her back in in hallway but my retarded one eyed black cat was in the way and the dog put the brakes on when she saw another cat. For about two weeks after that if you made a sound like a dog panting my orange cat would come running looking to kick some ass.

 

[Bullfrog08]

I like cats better than dogs and dogs better than people. I hate people.

We hate you too!

 

[Mike Casselton]

Almost twins.
He's at the vet right now recovering from dental surgery.

 

[akmike47]

It's true.

My wife had an acquaintance that died and her face was eaten by her cat.

Dogs don't do that.

Yes they do

 

[kthomas]

Yes they do

Not typically with their own owners.

Any carnivore will eat a human body given the right circumstances.

But I don't believe dogs typically eat their own owners. Cats do to a much more frequent degree.

 

[akmike47]

Not typically with their own owners.

Any carnivore will eat a human body given the right circumstances.

But I don't believe dogs typically eat their own owners. Cats do to a much more frequent degree.

https://www.science.org/content/article/yes-your-pet-might-eat-your-corpse-s-problem-investigators?utm_source=sfmc&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ScienceAdviser&utm_content=distillation&et_rid=960447322&et_cid=5070300

“Scavenging is more common with dogs”

 

[reelserious]

 

[reelserious]

Dog is what you want. he is guarding the hell out of that bed.