Don’t screw with lesbians

[7.62willdo]

Washington marijuana dispensary owner berates cop in profanity-laced tirade: 'You're not married, huh?'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/washingt...-profanity-laced-tirade-youre-not-married-huh

They will “steal your wife right out of your bed”

 

[HeavyAssault]

 

[akmike47]

Had a lesbian tell me that I just replied “you can try but she’s really into dick, and I mean obsessed with it” she didn’t have a response.

Sounds like this turd needs to use more of her own supply and calm the fuck down.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I thought 'not screwing with them' was sort of the definition of a Lesbian?

Sirhr

 

[wvfarrier]

The moment her hands came at me like that it would have been game on

 

[acudaowner]

that sounds like a perfect opportunity to screw with them . your going to get the most out of the rouse when they want it least and your laughing is just going to make them that more angry so push and smile .

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Washington marijuana dispensary owner berates cop in profanity-laced tirade: 'You're not married, huh?'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/washingt...-profanity-laced-tirade-youre-not-married-huh

They will “steal your wife right out of your bed”

Waitwaitwait.....
I thought you said they are born that way. So are they born or made? I'm confused.

 

[RonA]

Would be nice to see the video of the police responding to her business after they are robbed. Wonder if she will be civil then?

 

[Conaso]

Unless someone was in mortal danger I would stand and remain on the sidewalk "investigating" any complaint or issue from that business, never responding to any statement she made. Furthermore, I would not enter her property unless she submits to the district attorney a written, notarized letter giving permission to enter said property on the given date and time.

 

[XCHITOWNCOPPER]

Would be nice to see the video of the police responding to her business after they are robbed. Wonder if she will be civil then?

You love that thin blue line in your mouth. Good boy

 

[101st]

The moment her hands came at me like that it would have been game on

Same here. I'd knock a dyke's dick in the dirt if she laid a hand on me.

 

[Maggot]

Best way to deal with lesbians (assuming they are good looking):

-Tell them you are terribly sexually confused, a man in a woman's body. Look for condolence.

-When Youve won her confidence, invite her home for drinks.

-Get her dead drunk and let her wake up in the morning with you pounding the muff.

Maggot out

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Unless someone was in mortal danger I would stand and remain on the sidewalk "investigating" any complaint or issue from that business, never responding to any statement she made. Furthermore, I would not enter her property unless she submits to the district attorney a written, notarized letter giving permission to enter said property on the given date and time.

I call bullshit. Cops love their monopoly on violence against bad guys.

 

[mvphilly]

When I was a teenager I had a big brawl with one cause I was hitting hard on her GF. Best fight anyone ever gave me.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Best way to deal with lesbians (assuming they are good looking):

-Tell them you are terribly sexually confused, a man in a woman's body. Look for condolence.

-When Youve won her confidence, invite her home for drinks.

-Get her dead drunk and let her wake up in the morning with you pounding the muff.

Maggot out

That’s how you catch rape charges.

 

[Jscb1b]

I worked a job site that was owned by lesbian's. The was no studs and the siding was tongue in groove.

 

[Eostech]

That’s how you catch rape charges.

This is @Maggot we are talking about here. Total fucking hypocrite.

Spouts philosophical BS while fantasising about rape.

 

[Maggot]

This is @Maggot we are talking about here. Total fucking hypocrite.

Spouts philosophical BS while fantasising about rape.

This is douchebag we're talking about. Cant detect sarcasm.

Get a life, douchebag. And learn how to spell or try spell check.

 

[Rthur]

Fur traders fume over flatfoot...

R

 

[Eostech]

This is douchebag we're talking about. Cant detect sarcasm.

Get a life, douchebag. And learn how to spell or try spell check.

Let's not pretend you know what sarcasm is, let alone employ it's usage.
My spelling is perfectly correct so you are also wrong there.

 

[Maggot]

Let's not pretend you know what sarcasm is, let alone employ it's usage.
My spelling is perfectly correct so you are also wrong there.

Lets not pretend you have an IQ above 55. Back to mommy's basement 55

fantasising....

dictionary.cambridge.org › english › fantasizingFANTASIZING | definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary​

fantasize verb [ I or T ] (UK usually fantasise) uk / ˈfæn.tə.saɪz / us / ˈfæn.tə.saɪz / to think about

 

[babyguppy]

Washington marijuana dispensary owner berates cop in profanity-laced tirade: 'You're not married, huh?'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/washingt...-profanity-laced-tirade-youre-not-married-huh

They will “steal your wife right out of your bed”

this part cracks me up

The police chief of Moses Lake, Kevin Fuhr, told Source One News that this isn’t the first run-in authorities have had with Dalluge, explaining that Dalluge has had hostile interactions with police even when she calls them for assistance at The Green Seed.

uhh, can the police say, we are on our way, and drive 4 mph? Typical liberal, berates the police and is one of the first to call when they are needed.

 

[Jscb1b]

There is a new drug out for her, it is called tricoxagain.

 

[308pirate]

The moment her hands came at me like that it would have been game on

I would LOL if she tried that here.

Ohio troopers would have made her eat pavement instantly.

 

[BurtG]

-Get her dead drunk and let her wake up in the morning with you pounding the muff.

Ok boomer. You go to jail for that now

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Ok boomer. You go to jail for that now

Well, it is Maggot. So he's probably talking about one of those hand warmer things from her closet.

 

[Maggot]

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Ok boomer. You go to jail for that now

Ok _____________________________, you have no sense of sarcasm.

 

[Jscb1b]

Ok deersniper, you have no sense of sarcasm.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Washington marijuana dispensary owner berates cop in profanity-laced tirade: 'You're not married, huh?'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/washingt...-profanity-laced-tirade-youre-not-married-huh

They will “steal your wife right out of your bed”

Huh, that’s on the right side of the mountains too. Would only expect that kind of behavior on the left side.

Kinda surprised that some of the boys didn’t take her out in the middle of a wheat field and plant her. Oh, that’s right, wheat isn’t in yet

 

[232593]

A good modification to the title of this thread could be “don’t screw with lesbians, unless you have that contraption from the movie Seven”

 

[Eostech]

Lets not pretend you have an IQ above 55. Back to mommy's basement 55

That 55 IQ thing is obvious projection and you are still wrong about my spelling, boomer on I guess.

 

[Charger442]

........you have no sense of sarcasm.

 

[wvfarrier]

I watched that with my kids for the first time. They LOVED it