Don't F' with the .... (fill in the blank)

[TXAZ]

I had the privilege several years ago to work with a retired senior intelligence icon on an interesting project.

We would discuss how different activities might create stress in other groups and organizations and what their likely response might be.
He often said ..."be careful who you fuck with", (vs. annoy or irritate) and that "Nobody fucks with the Russians."

So under that criteria, who might you add to the "don't fuck with" list?

 

[Athos300]

The Jesus

 

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ArmyJerry

 

[Alphatreedog]

Massad or you get a visit from Sayeret Matkal .

 

[Not a Sniper]

Zohan for $500, Alex.

OFWGs for $1000, Alex.

 

[theLBC]

 

[MCSO1357]

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim.

 

[Texasflyer]

I know this one. No matter how tempting or secret or sexy, never fuck with the boss mans wife.

 

[THEIS]

 

[acudaowner]

it's always worth fucking the bosses wife you know he's an ass lol f him it will be one of them memories you can think back about when your old and gray , I am not saying fall in love with her but a bending her over your couch a few times is worth it .

 

[JMGlasgow]

Honey Badger

 

[ColinW]

The IRS.

 

[JMGlasgow]

I've had the IRS hang up on me before.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I've had the IRS hang up on me before.

From what I've been told, you're NOT supposed to ask them "So, what are you wearing...?"

 

[JMGlasgow]

I basically told them to eat a dick, and that taxes were theft, etc.

 

[ColinW]

I about lost my shit when I was served with a $10,000 capital gains tax after filing my taxes for 2020. So much for trying to be "prosperous" Those despicable fucks are going to give my tax payment to some illegal cartel member

 

[Threadcutter308]

it's always worth fucking the bosses wife you know he's an ass lol f him it will be one of them memories you can think back about when your old and gray , I am not saying fall in love with her but a bending her over your couch a few times is worth it .

Peckertracks FTW

 

[Ravenworks]

Pondo Sinatra, never fuck with the hound dog.

 

[Tokay444]

I about lost my shit when I was served with a $10,000 capital gains tax after filing my taxes for 2020. So much for trying to be "prosperous" Those despicable fucks are going to give my tax payment to some illegal cartel member

Tell them when they get if from Sharpton they can have it from you.

 

[Texasflyer]

it's always worth fucking the bosses wife you know he's an ass lol f him it will be one of them memories you can think back about when your old and gray , I am not saying fall in love with her but a bending her over your couch a few times is worth it .

Cheap stories in your older years are not worth sacraficing my status as not a peice of shit friend. But also gotta be smart, the bosses wife only slums with the help to piss the boss man off. Best case scenario he keeps you on at work to torment you until you submit, worst case he just murders you at work and claims it was an accident.

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

According to the "Motivational Picture Thread", you don't mess with the "Frying Pan Man".

 

[JLP83]

Squirrels???

 

[BullGear]

Hillbillies. They can kill ya, filet ya and have ya buried in less time than you can ever imagine.

 

[texas_vet00]

Bitch in the kitchen... You all know what already so don’t do it.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Officer Clegane:

 

[Snipe260]

I know this one. No matter how tempting or secret or sexy, never fuck with the boss mans wife.

U must be unemployed!

 

[Snipe260]

Hillbillies. They can kill ya, filet ya and have ya buried in less time than you can ever imagine.

They also can make you sqweel like a pig if u have a purdy mouf!

 

[whatsupdoc]

Dont Fuck with the person making your FOOD.

 

[Jscb1b]

Leroy Brown.

 

[Mater2009]

The boog boys from barf15.com

 

[fdkay]

Leroy Brown.

Leroy Brown got his ass kicked by a jealous husband.

 

[BoltRunner]

They also can make you sqweel like a pig if u have a purdy mouf!

We stopped doing that, its a common misconception...

 

[Expert684]

1% er's
Bandito's are around here, they mind their business, til you fuck with them. I was good friends with one of them, he passed from cancer.

 

[MCSO1357]

1% er's
Bandito's are around here, they mind their business, til you fuck with them. I was good friends with one of them, he passed from cancer.

So moral of that story is “don’t fuck with cancer, it even kills Banditios.”

 

[Expert684]

So moral of that story is “don’t fuck with cancer, it even kills Banditios.”

I'd say so, cancer has killed my Father In Law, tried to kill my sister, and took my dog. In fact tomorrow is one year since we lost her.
My buddy (1%) lost his wife, kidney failure.
He ate shit on his bike, got cancer and died.
His daughter died from a defective heart.
Then his son OD'd on drugs and died. Because every one else passed is all I can figure?
Helped and watch bury all of them.
There is not one left from the family, just saying.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

A boy named Sue....

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Snipe260]

Hi,

A boy named Sue....

Sincerely,
Theis

Johnny cash!

 

[uffduh]

Tommy. It didn't end well for the Gatlin boys after what they done to Becky.

 

[fdkay]

 

[texastonk]

this guy.

 

[Snipe260]

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Tommy. It didn't end well for the Gatlin boys after what they done to Becky.

And there was three of them.

 

[PostOak]

Don't fuck with a guy who has cauliflower ears.

 

[fdkay]

Don't fuck with a guy who has cauliflower ears.

That football player found that shit out.

 

[BoltRunner]

Don't fuck with a guy who has cauliflower ears.

Because he cant hear well or

 

[Texasflyer]

U must be unemployed!

No, im the boss.

 

[HeavyAssault]

M.O.A. MOA is so overrated.

 

[Buzzinga]

 

[Jscb1b]

Texasflyer's mom, she can take a pounding.