I’m not posting photos of my girlfriend on the internet.Yeah, hard to read where the leak is. Still need pic of girlfriend - unless you have something to hide.
This is a serious matter.
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I’m not posting photos of my girlfriend on the internet.Yeah, hard to read where the leak is. Still need pic of girlfriend - unless you have something to hide.
This is a serious matter.
By now, that's probably what the landlord is hoping for......You have spoken to and have contact info of said buyer? Tell him whats going on and that if the landlord doesn't eat the bill you are moving.
You are smarter than you look!I’m not posting photos of my girlfriend on the internet.
We are excellent tenants, and that’s what pisses me off. Why fuck with good people who have always paid on time, and never brought any sort of trouble to your rental.By now, that's probably what the landlord is hoping for......
Landlord here. We have rentals that if any of the tenants threatened to leave, we'd go help them pack. New tenants would probably pay 15 or 20% more in rent. (We don't typically jack up rent on "decent" tenants, particularly if they pay on time).
However, new renters pay at market.
The leak was after the meter.Normally water comes from the city line, to a meter on or about your residence, then to the inside with shutoffs to outdoor landscaping, the internal water heater, etc. So you pay for "what's after the meter", not heard of a leak "before the meter" that you pay for. Clear that up for us.
Ahhhh, but when he moves out the shoe will be on the other foot. Stiff the landlord for the deposit, blue all the appliances shut with super glue, a sock full of Portland cement down the shitter, a couple well placed 308 rounds through the roof and a dead animal left somewhere inaccessible.That $300 is going to look cheap if the landlord starts wanting to be a complete pain in your ass for the rest of the time you live there.
I’d offer to let you out of your lease.We are excellent tenants, and that’s what pisses me off. Why fuck with good people who have always paid on time, and never brought any sort of trouble to your rental.
Our current landlord recommended us highly to the realtor, who commented that we’ve taken excellent care of the property. The realtor then relayed that info to the perspective buyer, who then said if the deal goes through he would like to keep us on as tenants.
Then turn around and try to stick me for a $300 water bill because his hands are nearly washed of the property and he doesn’t give a fuck. I just don’t get it.
PerhapsIf an electrical wire shorted inside a wall, would the renter be responsible for fixing that?
And yes, you shouldn't be allowed out if you can't isolate the water. That stuff is integral to being an adult.
Interesting one, I have never seen a water leak you could rig and stop. Was it flex seal?![]()
But that’s still not saying anything.I feel the OP is above average intelligence of the current day population.
But that’s still not saying anything.
It’s like two morons that can’t add, but one can count to three.Also a fact.
You really think OP can handle that?Next time turn the water off, walk over and shit in his yard Leave the TP in the mailbox,. If he asks why you did it,, ask him why he didnt fix the water leak. Use his hose for a shower. He'll fix it.
The only place I ever lived that had city water, homeowners were forbidden from accessing the city main shutoff in the sidewalk for each house. Not that their rules influenced me, and I got the tool and turned it off anytime I needed to, but I was told I was supposed to call the city & have them come out & turn it on and off.Just a quick question if I may.
Do you know how to turn off the water main leading from the meter to a house?
That’s stupid, never heard of that. Id make sure the box was full of fire ants to greet themThe only place I ever lived that had city water, homeowners were forbidden from accessing the city main shutoff in the sidewalk for each house. Not that their rules influenced me, and I got the tool and turned it off anytime I needed to, but I was told I was supposed to call the city & have them come out & turn it on and off.
I don't know any of the "intimate" details, so I'm go to keep a little distance. Just curious though, when was the last time your landlord raised the rent ? The length of time you've been there certainly factors in.We are excellent tenants, and that’s what pisses me off. Why fuck with good people who have always paid on time, and never brought any sort of trouble to your rental.
Our current landlord recommended us highly to the realtor, who commented that we’ve taken excellent care of the property. The realtor then relayed that info to the perspective buyer, who then said if the deal goes through he would like to keep us on as tenants.
Then turn around and try to stick me for a $300 water bill because his hands are nearly washed of the property and he doesn’t give a fuck. I just don’t get it.
I fix shit and send my landlord before and after pics if it’s something easy. He just replies “I don't know any of the "intimate" details, so I'm go to keep a little distance. Just curious though, when was the last time your landlord raised the rent ? The length of time you've been there certainly factors in.
For our tenants, the good ones anyway, it's always been a positive "give and take" situation. Depending on the severity of the problem (and the type), sometimes we'd cover it, sometimes they would do it automatically (or, we would ask them to). Depending on their level of cooperation, we may (or may not (in most cases)) raise the rent. We went off of "seat of the pants", there was no "scorecard". We had one tenant that was so good that we kept their rent the same for 11 years. Hell, they paid 11 years of a 30 year mortgage and we were cashflow positive.
We've had some bad ones too. Don't pay, trash the place, leave unpaid utility bills, holes in doors/sheetrock, broken windows, cabinets, piss off the neighbors, etc..... As much as I hate to say so, that's been about 20 to 25% of the time. It's gotten worse in the last 5 to 10 years. I'm not making any veiled comparisons to anyone when I say that. We just sold one of our rentals because quite frankly, we've been doing it for 30 years, we're tired of it and it's time to start liquidating. Your landlord may be in the same position. Remember, their hassles add up too and it takes a toll (on both sides). He may be at his end goal of finally paying off the mortgage and being done with it. Maybe he's carrying around a little resentment from what (who) he's had to put up with before you. If so, not saying it's fair to you, but it happens.
I think their dads/grandpas or even moms in some cases just did a bad job not necessarily society as a whole, though it doesn’t help.Being an adult
responsible man
for some men it's just too much
Society has beaten the man out of some men
Yeah, and in most cases, we as landlords re-imbursed tenants for materials. Not their time, but in many cases, they would get in a tight spot and couldn't pay rent on time and we'd work with them. Sometimes, people have gotten as much as two months behind, but right now, I can't think of an instance where we've gotten totally stiffed.I fix shit and send my landlord before and after pics if it’s something easy. He just replies ““ and we move on. Easier for both of us and I don’t have to wait weeks for him to show up.
I’ve decided it’s bitter sweet, some situations I’m glad I rent some not so much. owning would be the same bs.The take-home of this thread is:
quit renting.
(but sh*t is so expensive and mortgage rates on the rise - not an enviable position.).
The biggest problem is a majority of folks on both sides of the coin are shit lolYeah, and in most cases, we as landlords re-imbursed tenants for materials. Not their time, but in many cases, they would get in a tight spot and couldn't pay rent on time. Sometimes, people have gotten as much as two months behind, but right now, I can't think of an instance where we've gotten totally stiffed.
In some cases, we've actually seen some pretty good reflections in the mirror when we looked because of some of the people that we've helped. They were good people that just got caught in a tight spot. And, they had kids. You can always tell a lot about the parents by looking at their kids. The ones that we helped had great kids and we were happy to help. Unless the parents were total shitheels, we wouldn't have been able to kick a family to the curb.
I think the biggest mistake that landlords make (particularly new ones) is to think it's a get rich quick scheme. It's not. It's a lot of work and when a tenant has a legitimate problem, you sometimes have long nights or weekends when your buddies are out playing. Being a landlord is about the furthest thing from a passive investment that there is. It's a good investment over the long haul, but it has a lot of work associated with it.
That $300 is going to look cheap if the landlord starts wanting to be a complete pain in your ass for the rest of the time you live there.
They have electronic monitors on ours now. Fiddle with it and they show up pretty quick.The only place I ever lived that had city water, homeowners were forbidden from accessing the city main shutoff in the sidewalk for each house. Not that their rules influenced me, and I got the tool and turned it off anytime I needed to, but I was told I was supposed to call the city & have them come out & turn it on and off.
Sounds like you found the secret to fast serviceThey have electronic monitors on ours now. Fiddle with it and they show up pretty quick.
I’m not posting photos of my girlfriend on the internet.
I would recommend leaving the mailbox out of it. The mailbox belongs to the US Postal Service. Putting used TP in the box could be considered disrupting the mail, which is a felony. The nutty thing is that if you put it in the mailbox, you need to make sure you put the proper postage on it because that also falls under disrupting the mail.Next time turn the water off, walk over and shit in his yard Leave the TP in the mailbox,. If he asks why you did it,, ask him why he didnt fix the water leak. Use his hose for a shower. He'll fix it.
They shut them off electronically for a while. Although it didn't work at my rental last winter. And they came by to shut it off the other day when I called. So maybe that system doesn't work anymore. They have been having to come by and check the meters too. He said they needed new software for it to work again. Buy once cry once right?Sounds like you found the secret to fast service
How much of a turd can I mail with one stamp?I would recommend leaving the mailbox out of it. The mailbox belongs to the US Postal Service. Putting used TP in the box could be considered disrupting the mail, which is a felony. The nutty thing is that if you put it in the mailbox, you need to make sure you put the proper postage on it because that also falls under disrupting the mail.
No it doesn't and no it can't. A mailbox is a tin box in front of the house. Don't steal the mail inside the worst your gonna get is petty vandalism.I would recommend leaving the mailbox out of it. The mailbox belongs to the US Postal Service. Putting used TP in the box could be considered disrupting the mail, which is a felony. The nutty thing is that if you put it in the mailbox, you need to make sure you put the proper postage on it because that also falls under disrupting the mail.
I believe it is still one ounce...How much of a turd can I mail with one stamp?
Use flat rate box. Then you can really go for it without having to pinch off.....How much of a turd can I mail with one stamp?
I don't know. According to those that research such things, a really good loaf is about 400 grams- roughly 1 lb. Dropping one in a box and sending it standard rate would be cheaper than a flat rate box...Use flat rate box. Then you can really go for it without having to pinch off.....
Remember this guy?Starting a pool for the next drama in this clowns life.
My guess... Girlfriend has a foreign child but claims it's his. He says that she's faithful and he believes her. He wants to know if it could be a recessive gene causing the anamoly.