Maggie’s Drive by pooping?

[glock24]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A 26-year-old man from Kalamazoo was charged Tuesday under the " Super Drunk Law" after hitting eight cars inside a parking ramp and <span style="color: #FF6600"><span style="font-weight: bold">defecating</span></span> on one of the vehicles. </div></div>

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/kalamazoo_and_battle_creek/super-drunk-driver-hits-8-cars

 

[madman23]

Re: Drive by pooping?

Now here is a winner.

 

[Maggot]

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Ive been drunk, really drunk, and even flat assed shit faced, but ....superdrunk? Thats a new one.

 

[Austan]

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Is it just me or does "Super Drunk" sound more like a challenge than a deterrent?

 

[*greenhorn*]

Re: Drive by pooping?

im in for that one *hick-up*

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Are we gonna have an all new convoluted chart for measuring drunkness now, like some kind of terror threat chart?
.02-.05 Quasi-drunk
.06-.13 Properly Pissed
.13-.19 Super drunk
.20-.25 Mega drunk
.25+ FULANES (Fucked up like a nine eyed spider)

 

[Veer_G]

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At least he didn't save it for a PPV diaper vid ...

 

[Remnar]

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Wondering why he is wearing the vest in the custody photo?? Are they expecting one of the car owners to try and get him? Or does the jail have a crappy incoming search procedure and knowing he is suicidal they want to make sure he doesn't shoot himself???

Remnar

 

[168BTHPM]

Re: Drive by pooping?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Remnar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wondering why he is wearing the vest in the custody photo??
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That might not be a vest, it might be some kind of restraint system, if he told them he was suicidal they may have locked him down to prevent him from hurting himself or anyone else, although given his recent activity it might also be some kind of "Super Depends" for "Super Drunks" so he doesn't drop a deuce in the back seat of the patrol car.

 

[EventHorizon]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">At least he didn't save it for a PPV diaper vid ...

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which you paid to watch - again and again and again.

 

[Maser]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Austan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is it just me or does "Super Drunk" sound more like a challenge than a deterrent?</div></div>

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Veer_G]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EventHorizon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">At least he didn't save it for a PPV diaper vid ...

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which you paid to watch - again and again and again. </div></div>

You're easily amused, but the fixation is starting to get a bit creepy.

 

[Bighouse]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Remnar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wondering why he is wearing the vest in the custody photo??
</div></div>

That might not be a vest, it might be some kind of restraint system, if he told them he was suicidal they may have locked him down to prevent him from hurting himself or anyone else, although given his recent activity it might also be some kind of "Super Depends" for "Super Drunks" so he doesn't drop a deuce in the back seat of the patrol car. </div></div>

Its a safety suit. They are used as a tool to help prevent self harm.

 

[DeputyDawg]

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A person who is that shitted is a threat themselves. Detox plus jail plus charges plus other unknown external stressors creates a high risk individual.

 

[3fingervic]

Re: Drive by pooping?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Remnar</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wondering why he is wearing the vest in the custody photo??
</div></div>

That might not be a vest, it might be some kind of restraint system, if he told them he was suicidal they may have locked him down to prevent him from hurting himself or anyone else, although given his recent activity it might also be some kind of "Super Depends" for "Super Drunks" so he doesn't drop a deuce in the back seat of the patrol car. </div></div>

We call it a Bam-Bam suit. It's a gown made of super thick nylon. It's next to impossible to year and weighs a lot. It prevents inmates from using garments to choke or hang themselves.

 

[EventHorizon]

Re: Drive by pooping?

as opposed to yours with Maser...

or Twinkies...

 

[gunman_7]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Austan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is it just me or does "Super Drunk" sound more like a challenge than a deterrent? </div></div>

LMAO! I hear that!

 

[GreenMtnRidgeRunner13]

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Super Drunk makes me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTCoa0QQ6Y