Eight things Europeans criticize the US for but we say thanks
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It is real similar to going to a bar. You get to watch guys run around for 90 minutes and not score. Only if you are into watching guys run around.
Not my thing, but you never know now days.
Soccer….That has to be the most boring shit ever invented. I find more excitement in waiting for the range masters to fix a target at the 840 yard Bern during a match more exciting than watching a thousand goals scored in the game of soccer.
1. We actually had a target need repair at the 840 yard berm in this Saturday’s match.
2. In all of soccer games in all nations and in all history…Have they scored a thousand goals yet, in regulation time?
3. Considering how slow the action is in soccer, I can truly understand the actual excitement when a goal is actually scored.
1. We actually had a target need repair at the 840 yard berm in this Saturday’s match.
2. In all of soccer games in all nations and in all history…Have they scored a thousand goals yet, in regulation time?
3. Considering how slow the action is in soccer, I can truly understand the actual excitement when a goal is actually scored.
Difference is, we don’t get Cricket crammed down our throats by every sports media in the land. (While ignoring far more exciting sports such as watching paint dry, measuring the growth of grass in the winter, etc)
OK boomer. You want to talk slow and boring? American football. A play takes max 10 seconds. Then 45 seconds of "huddling ". Before lining up for 8 more seconds of action. Which is why a 60 minute game takes 4 frigging hours to play. This year they have tried to speed things up so I think it's only 30 seconds of "huddling" between plays. I could be wrong on what rule changes were made or when as I don't give a shit . I cut the cord a while ago and now watch the high lights on you tube. 10 min of high lights x what 15 games a week. Close to 3 hours of actual action. The money these assholes make is obscene. Which is why directtv , dish, and the like are so expensive
Sportsball fan criticizing a sportsball fan. LOL
If nfl really meant Not For Long, Louisiana would be a better and much more wealthy state.
I am more than a bit tired of paying out our tax money so New Orleans can have a poor football team.
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Blasphemy.
Churchill: “Football is a gentleman's game played by hooligans, and rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.”
Yo you are merciful, dawg... My bait backpacks would be loaded with concentrated skunk scent. And with multiple 4K cameras to livestream the reactions to an eagerly awaiting world.
Bunch of slack jawed fa66ots around here.
If you’re going to rig a bait backpack:
Just make sure that when they grab it, you walk really fast in the other direction!
Sirhr
Funny story… When we were stationed in Germany, we were out at a restaurant one night, and there happened to be several Americans in that particular restaurant that night; of course all being…well, Americans. A little too loud, and of course, only speaking English.
Some Germans at the table behind us were bitching about how many Americans there were in town, and were being quite rude…in German of course. I caught some of it, but the wife of our friend who we were having dinner with that night is also a native-born East German, and knows the consequences of how things would have gone better than most if we’d not protected them after WWII.
She got up and walked over to the table of Germans who were bitching about the Americans, and laid into them…very similar to the speech described above! She told them they should be buying every American in that restaurant a drink to thank them (us) for the fact they weren’t speaking Russian.
They didn't do that of course, but they shut up real quick after she lit them up…and they did send a nice bottle of wine over to our table!
If the US hadn’t allied with the Soviet commies to begin with, your whole scenario would never have happened. US as occupiers of our friends is a weird dunk.Funny story… When we were stationed in Germany, we were out at a restaurant one night, and there happened to be several Americans in that particular restaurant that night; of course all being…well, Americans. A little too loud, and of course, only speaking English.
Some Germans at the table behind us were bitching about how many Americans there were in town, and were being quite rude…in German of course. I caught some of it, but the wife of our friend who we were having dinner with that night is also a native-born East German, and knows the consequences of how things would have gone better than most if we’d not protected them after WWII.
She got up and walked over to the table of Germans who were bitching about the Americans, and laid into them…very similar to the speech described above! She told them they should be buying every American in that restaurant a drink to thank them (us) for the fact they weren’t speaking Russian.
They didn't do that of course, but they shut up real quick after she lit them up…and they did send a nice bottle of wine over to our table!
All adult sports ball is faggotry and watching/attending is a form of voluntary taxation and punishment. And it ends up being a burden on the taxpayers who financially support the building of arenas, etc. it is the height of stupidity, all of it.
The Louisiana Superdome is a Prime Example. If New Orleans had funded it alone, and paid Tom Benson the millions in subsidies to keep the Saints in New Orleans, I would have no issues with New Orleans having a stadium built and hainvg its football team. Noting that. It replaced a fine stadium, with the only issue was not having a roof. But when taxpayers of the entire state have to bear the financial burden so New Orleans located in the far southeastern corner of the state gets to have a stadium built and a team subsidized, it really pisses me off.
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