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Excerpts of shit that was said over the last 2 days while having a visitor

Your wife works? Damn dude… and to think I had you on a pedestal.
she only works so that she can come home and mock the peasants at supper.
it is sort of like watching soap operas or jerry springer, except she has a salary.
personally, i would say that is a plus if there aren't kids to raise.
 
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I have to use this tactic often. I usually asked the bums on the jobsite, "is that the fucking president?"
Funny thing is one of the guys was waiting on word that his wife was maybe going ti go into labor. The exchange when something like this:

[Instructor sees pupil on phone, pauses, and waits for pupil to look up] "Hows your phone doing?"

Pupil: Good

Instructor: Are you the one who's wife is about to have a kid?"

Pupil:".....No"

Instructor: "Oh, OK, cool, I thought something life-altering was going on for you to be on the phone in the middle of this instruction. No problem [raises eyebrow in disdain, and looks at other 5 people with condescending hatred]
 
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