Maggie’s Fails to make his Friend's wife Pregnant after 72.

[300WSM]

 

[Cmonroe]

Re: Fails to make his Friend's wife Pregnant after 72.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

 

[hdjohn]

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This is not a site to be shooting blanks!

John

 

[300WSM]

Re: Fails to make his Friend's wife Pregnant after 72.

I wasn't expecting the end. lol

 

[ewoaf]

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awesome!

 

[bgold]

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"I don't like this any more than you"...with a beauty queen.

I don't think my wife would buy that...

 

[JRose]

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Holy shit that is hilarious...

 

[konabully]

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So, who got fucked?

 

[jr81452]

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damn, that's wrong on so many levels. they never heard of a sperm bank? i think the neighbor should give the money back, and fork over at least $300 per "attempt" for getting to bang that guys wife

 

[paulholcomb]

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I would have done it for FREE!!

 

[300WSM]

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lol no kidding!

 

[Kogapsp]

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34.72 per attempt. Hmm A little low for a giggalo. Need to post a picture of the beauty queen to see if it was worth it..

 

[desertHK]

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That's a good one.

 

[Victor N TN]

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I guess he didn't tell his neighbor about the viasectomy he had in 1988...

 

[Megacab]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: From Text</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The Doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maud was not the real father of their two children.</div></div>



Sounds like EVERYONE got fucked in that deal...
LMMFAO!!!

 

[jayd]

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LOL

 

[gunman_7]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: From Text</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The Doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maud was not the real father of their two children.</div></div>



Sounds like EVERYONE got fucked in that deal...
LMMFAO!!!

</div></div>THAT right there is funny!

It's been on the news here, what a turn of events!

 

[GoldenRod]

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Me thinks the two children became the victims in this deal

 

[300WSM]

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With a name of "goldenRod" that's all you have to say on this matter? ;-)

 

[Smallmouth Crazy]

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My thoughts exactly.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JPOutfitters</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would have done it for FREE!! </div></div>

 

[deliciouspizza]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Smallmouth Crazy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My thoughts exactly.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JPOutfitters</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would have done it for FREE!! </div></div></div></div>

You sure about that? Picture related, it's her: