Fake Tits???

[boltstop]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Whats that saying...

"You're not buying your woman fake tits for yourself... You're buying them for the next guy!"

Or something along those lines </div></div>
<B>They could be Karma boobies.</B> You know eventually you will get some that someone else paid for. Karma.

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I'm sorry, this made me LOL. This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read on here in half a year.

 

[TEAMSENDIT]

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wow this went crazy, sorry all you guys had woman problems. We are both well aware of the fact she will get more attention with them but really going from large b to c/small d isnt that big of change, mostly she just wants them to go back to where they were pre breast feeding and i can totally understand that.

How many of you guys wouldn't like to go back to six pack abs that you had when you were younger (not an issue for me I pretty fit for 31) but it is for alot of guys that get "comfortable/aka fat".

Bottom line is I trust her and the decisions she makes.

 

[Cserv]

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My vast experience w/ enhanced breasts( beacause if you can touch them they're real) is that MOST NOT ALL do go through some episodes after getting them. As said before, they like to show them off. It starts as just to their girlfriends... BUT, if she is the one and all is good in the relationship, give it a go. Put alot of thought and research into a reputable and board certified cosmetic surgeon. Check out their work( they all keep pre and post op photos), their reputations, history, training, techniques, etc. At the end of the day it should be a decision made by both, but mainly it will be hers.
My recommendation is for silicone placement beneath the muscle. Much more natural look and feel. But your surgeon will advise based on wife frame size, amount of natural breast tissue, and how much they droop. All will effect ifr a lift is needed as well as the enhancement. I could go on and on , but you get the point.
Good luck,
Eric

 

[tbugher62]

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My ex didnt leave because we were having problems,she simply was promised by her boss that he could give everything she ever wanted with lots of money to spare,also she didnt ask for nor wanted a divorce from me,she wanted to play the field and keep me as her foundation,thats when I told her to get lost and divorced her. I am now happy remarried to a wonderful wife with a very nice natural rack!

 

[Lucks]

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You shouldn't be allowed to have a thread entitled "Fake Tits" without posting some pictures on it.

 

[Sportin Wood]

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It depends...ae you going to bring her down to the shop afterwards??

 

[65nut]

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Dont do it. For one it cuts into the rifle funds, for two, shank is right and a lotta others here too on the flattery. Some guy will probably give her compliments on "my, what nice 'eyes' you have. next thing, she's gettin pounded in his convertible.

 

[TEAMSENDIT]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It depends...ae you going to bring her down to the shop afterwards??</div></div>

of course it won't change a damn thing except more guys will be staring at her rack and not just her ass.

but no she won't be showing them off and letting guys touch them sorry man that is not her style.

 

[Rifle Barrel Blanks]

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Funny, Scott my wife is thinking the same thing, she is 26 and after two kids things happen, lets get a two for one somewhere!!!!

 

[scottsnipe]

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The only cans I am willing to pay for are: Surefire, AWC, Thunderbeast ETC...
I have friends who got implants and they used to be nice and quiet until they got all the attention and now they are spoiled stuck up little bitches. Whoever get them will be a handful. But I have to admit I do like looking at them....

 

[holy cow]

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DON'T do it. I was divorced for about 8 years before i remarried. I was making up for lost booty after 14 years of marriage and dated a couple with the fakes. Nothing like the real thing and the 1s that had the fakes do like having them admired.

 

[VJJPunisher]

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[VJJPunisher]

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i'm thinkin these be about right

 

[Sportin Wood]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jcvibby</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Funny, Scott my wife is thinking the same thing, she is 26 and after two kids things happen, lets get a two for one somewhere!!!! </div></div>

Since we are all local..lets make it three....

 

[shankster..]

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TSI, show your wife this set and she will think her titties rock. It's all relative son.

 

[srtsam]

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I actually prefer nice soft real hanging titties. So my vote is a no-go for the fake ones.

 

[elkhuntinguide]

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While in Mexico I ran across a guy that does them at a good price....

 

[AccuSol-ERN]

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All I can say is the nursing homes in about 30 years are going to look really odd.

Ern

 

[psinclair]

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Elk, you crack me up bro........!

 

[65nut]

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elk, thats my gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shankster..]

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This titty enlargement went well:

 

[tullius]

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Don't do it. Bad idea. You'll both regret it. You have been warned.

 

[sobrbiker883]

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<span style="font-size: 26pt">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!</span>

Now we need more like the blue car to flush the vision form my melon.........

I'll never look at my safe's dial the same way again!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This titty enlargement went well:

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[TEAMSENDIT]

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well this is getting pretty funny sent a link to my wife and she has been laughing her ass off.

 

[FOTH21]

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Could agree more, couldn't tell you how many times I've heard "I wish I would have went bigger", matter of fact I hear that almost daily.

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Are you sure she's talking about herself? Or does she say that every time she sees you without your pants on? lol

 

[FOTH21]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sobrbiker883</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

I'll never look at my safe's dial the same way again!!

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That's hilarious!!!

 

[mexicanmatch]

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My present wife had two kids in her pasr marrage and she said her tits looked like the sock you would carry your marbles in. So she had a boob job and it turned out very well. Said it made her feel more like a woman and was not ashmed to go out in public. MM

 

[oneshot86]

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ohhhh...

I sure didnt need to see that...

safe dial...

ohh noo me neither...

 

[Sportin Wood]

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Damn it Shank...

 

[Strangedays]

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SHankster damn you for always making people sick but laughing all at the same time!

 

[Phil1]

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While your at it why not go for more?

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Ga...hree-Boobs.html

http://superbooyah.com/media/k2/galleries/154/Denise%203.JPG

 

[wadevb1]

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Every man I know that bought tits for his women ended up losing them to another man.

 

[shankster..]

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[JCH]

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^^ lol Shank you crack me up

 

[Megacab]

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Confucius say:
Fake titties make closet whore want to burst out for new wardrobe.

 

[UKDslayer]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Surgery of any kind sucks. Remember that they cut a person open for that shit. Not for someone I love. I can't imagine volunteering for that shit. Also, as a person that has had a few surgeries in the past, I still get sore around the incision area, & have numbness in My chest 11 years later. They took out a lung witch is pretty damn serious, but they use the same anesthesia for cosmetic surgery too. That stuff can kill a person. Period. For tits? Fuck that. </div></div>
That ain't shit. Have you ever seen an 8 pound kid come out of a vagina? Many women do that without anesthesia. I would say a set of bolt ons would be like a walk in the park. Most men cry when they pee pebbles. </div></div>

So true LOL

 

[Dollman]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Team-Send-It!!!</div><div class="ubbcode-body">will talk to my wife about public pics, thinking shes ok since she has facebook account with tons of pics but better ask.

size recommendations.

How long does it take to heal?? </div></div>

As far as size goes make sure the implants are of enough cc's in size that the clevage touches and theres no gap in between the tits. Having gone through a few strippers during that phase in my life I've seen the bad tit jobs as well as the good and the worse tit job IMO is usually when the woman decides to go with a smaller cc size implant and theres a gap between the tits when the job is done. Looks terrible. So make sure that the implants are big enough so that the tits touch and the clevage looks correct.

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

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a Lenny Bruce line comes to mind about now.......

 

[LegioX]

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As far as size goes make sure the implants are of enough cc's in size that the clevage touches and theres no gap in between the tits. Having gone through a few strippers during that phase in my life I've seen the bad tit jobs as well as the good and the worse tit job IMO is usually when the woman decides to go with a smaller cc size implant and theres a gap between the tits when the job is done. Looks terrible. So make sure that the implants are big enough so that the tits touch and the clevage looks correct.


^^^^^^^^^^
<span style="color: #FF0000"> <span style="font-weight: bold"> THIS</span></span>

 

[rsee03]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mac the knife</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Surgery of any kind sucks. Remember that they cut a person open for that shit. Not for someone I love. I can't imagine volunteering for that shit. Also, as a person that has had a few surgeries in the past, I still get sore around the incision area, & have numbness in My chest 11 years later. They took out a lung witch is pretty damn serious, but they use the same anesthesia for cosmetic surgery too. That stuff can kill a person. Period. For tits? Fuck that. </div></div>
That ain't shit. Have you ever seen an 8 pound kid come out of a vagina? Many women do that without anesthesia. I would say a set of bolt ons would be like a walk in the park. Most men cry when they pee pebbles. </div></div>

Guess you never heard of the "Ream & Scream" in the P.I.

 

[rmyers2213]

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haha

 

[kthomas]

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When you buy a woman a set of bolt on's, you're buying them for the next guy...

 

[Rthur]

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TSI, I would say get her done. Now I'm not sayin my wife's dd cups aren't real but... If you have a good girl you know it and she isn't going anywhere.
btw get at least a strong c cup or better so you only have to do it once

 

[slowkota]

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I'll put a lil spin on the situation...

If you lived your whole life with a lil pecker, and then all of sudden after an out-patient surgery...

VOILA!!!

You all of sudden got the biggest bat swingin... Time to show it off right??? Time to test it out on every girl that steps up to the plate!!!

Women are the same... They couldn't use their itty bitties to garner alot of attention back in the day, but shit... check those perky round fun-bags now!!!

Thats atleast my attitude!!!

 

[CoCaDoRi]

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I doubt it will end well... for all involved.

 

[Phil1]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

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Obviously used the wrong treatment plan. Here is the right one:

A Santa Ana woman is making national news after getting breast implants at age 83, unwittingly finding that her new breasts are now front and center to controversy.

It all started with a New York Times article about Marie Kolstad who, at 83, is a full-time property manager with a total of 25 grandchildren and great-grandchildren. But something wasn't quite right.

She put it this way: "Your breasts go in one direction and your brain goes in another." So she spent $8,000 on a boob job -- specifically a breast lift with implants.

"Physically, I'm in good health, and I just feel like, why not take advantage of it?" she told the newspaper, adding, "I want my children to be proud of what I look like."

The article went on to describe the increasing number of men and women turning to plastic surgery in their older years, and what that says about our culture. But the online world is taking the story in another direction.

"Granny's boob job shows rise of plastic surgery in seniors," said CBS.com, which picked up the story along with Time, ABC and other outlets. Over at ABC, commentators debated the merits, and safety, of such surgery. "It is one thing when a young, healthy woman wishes to undergo the danger of an operation and anesthesia for the sake of her vanity. It is quite another for an 83-year-old woman to do so," said one commenter. Over at ThirdAge.com, Kolstad was cheered on: "Can't take it with you ... go for it grandma!"

Efforts to reach Kolstad on Wednesday morning were unsuccessful, but we'll update this post if we hear from her. Perhaps she's out enjoying her new figure, and her grandkids and great-grandkids.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationno...tml?track=icymi

 

[oneshot86]

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rheam and scream, oh stop it, i,m crying over here...

too funny...

 

[Tunanut]

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Under the muscle for sure. Be sure to go with her to the doctor to check out his portfolio, you know to make sure his does good work.

 

[Swampkat]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tunanut</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Under the muscle for sure.</div></div>

You don't have to go under the muscle w/ silicone gel.

 

[Falar]

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Love me some fakes........if I can touch them they are real.

I say go for it.