It has taken some time and more than a few shots out of my pellet pistol, but Fluffy has learned not to shit in my flower bed. Fluffy doesn't learn too fast, cats must be really stupid, but learn he did.
This morning I was up bright and early and pumped up the gun waiting for Fluffy to shit again. Window open and the Old Hippy waiting.
Fluffy came down the street and got to my place then went across the street to the other side and went on his merry way only to come back across the street once beyond my flower bed. That is one dumb fucking cat. How many times do you need popped in the ass when a turd is just emerging to learn that this is not a good place to shit?
I never wanted to kill nor maim the cocksucker, and I had talked to the owners of Fluffy for what good that did, had I wanted to really fuck him up there are other air guns I would have used, all I wanted was for him to quit killing my flowers I have worked so hard on and spent some bucks on over the years.
So for you cat lovers, Keep them at home, be responsible about it, and don't be surprised when they return home with a welt on their ass if they are fucking up somewhere on their forays.
No one shoots my dogs. Why is that some may ask? It is because I take care of my dogs and they shit at home and not on someone else's yard. FM
Ps. Fluffy was fun while it lasted and provided some entertainment but it is over now. He has obviously learned his lesson.
I wish I had been on top of it before the bastard had killed half of my flowers.
This morning I was up bright and early and pumped up the gun waiting for Fluffy to shit again. Window open and the Old Hippy waiting.
Fluffy came down the street and got to my place then went across the street to the other side and went on his merry way only to come back across the street once beyond my flower bed. That is one dumb fucking cat. How many times do you need popped in the ass when a turd is just emerging to learn that this is not a good place to shit?
I never wanted to kill nor maim the cocksucker, and I had talked to the owners of Fluffy for what good that did, had I wanted to really fuck him up there are other air guns I would have used, all I wanted was for him to quit killing my flowers I have worked so hard on and spent some bucks on over the years.
So for you cat lovers, Keep them at home, be responsible about it, and don't be surprised when they return home with a welt on their ass if they are fucking up somewhere on their forays.
No one shoots my dogs. Why is that some may ask? It is because I take care of my dogs and they shit at home and not on someone else's yard. FM
Ps. Fluffy was fun while it lasted and provided some entertainment but it is over now. He has obviously learned his lesson.
I wish I had been on top of it before the bastard had killed half of my flowers.
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