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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bumble bee tuna!! </div></div>

I'll take my tuna "glaze free" thank you
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties pop?? </div></div>

Congrats on 5000th post.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties pop??</div></div>

Who is tootie? And why you want to lick his pop?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jon Lester</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties pop??</div></div>

Who is tootie? And why you want to lick his pop?
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Good one ! LMAO
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ChadTRG42</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That's a good one!! Has anyone actually gone through all these posts! </div></div>

haven't missed a beat, and i'm a newb..........
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: digitalkimchee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jessica came and brought Monica.
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Sure it wasn't "Jessica brought Monica and came"?
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Never heard of either. How 'bout Marjorie Main or Betty Grable?
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Which reminds me of a dirty joke out of the forties...

EXTRA, EXTRA!!!, read all about it. Betty Grable standing on the corner with a hat on!!! THAT'S ALL, THAT'S ALL!!!!

OK, I'll stop now.
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Chuck Norris humor will keep this thread alive!


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.



 
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just lookup extinct species.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

The Leaning Tower of Piza was roundhoused by Chuck Norris.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: frazier.spearman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just lookup extinct species.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

The Leaning Tower of Piza was roundhoused by Chuck Norris.</div></div>

rofl. those are some good ones.