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hahaahha....that was GAY
Shooter...put those all in one post....Your fucking up the thread.
hahaahha....that was GAY
Shooter...put those all in one post....Your fucking up the thread.
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HAHAHA I think Im starting to figure out that photo edit thing!!
Im trying to think of a caption for this one...
HAHAHA I think Im starting to figure out that photo edit thing!!
Im trying to think of a caption for this one...
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No whining on Christmas.
It against the rule.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ZOMBIE101</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hahaahha....that was GAY
Shooter...put those all in one post....Your fucking up the thread.</div></div>
No whining on Christmas.
It against the rule.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ZOMBIE101</div><div class="ubbcode-body">hahaahha....that was GAY
Shooter...put those all in one post....Your fucking up the thread.</div></div>
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. 10 minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. T he other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole.
So, He sent me."
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. 10 minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. T he other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole.
So, He sent me."
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A woman was in a coma, she had been for months. Nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable
movement.
They went to the husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma'.
The Husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate
at all. The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened?'
they cried.
The husband said 'I'm not sure, maybe she choked
A woman was in a coma, she had been for months. Nurses were in her room
giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable
movement.
They went to the husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma'.
The Husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate
at all. The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened?'
they cried.
The husband said 'I'm not sure, maybe she choked
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that has to be the worst photo shop i have ever seen, but then again who cares nice chickie
that has to be the worst photo shop i have ever seen, but then again who cares nice chickie
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: REM700MAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">that has to be the worst photo shop i have ever seen, but then again who cares nice chickie </div></div>
Ain't as bad as dick in a box .
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: REM700MAN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">that has to be the worst photo shop i have ever seen, but then again who cares nice chickie </div></div>
Ain't as bad as dick in a box .
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Well worth the 105 pages I just read. Now I just wanna go fishin with my friend Sam
Well worth the 105 pages I just read. Now I just wanna go fishin with my friend Sam
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DAMMMM Shakey Yankee....Tell your friend SAM ....You got a good friend ''Zombie'' That wants to go fishin with her!!!!
DAMMMM Shakey Yankee....Tell your friend SAM ....You got a good friend ''Zombie'' That wants to go fishin with her!!!!
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I suspect Sam doesn't have any trouble finding fishing partners. She is probably a good story teller too boot.
Lets see: It Was A Dark and Stormy Night............, no wait, that's not one of hers.
I suspect Sam doesn't have any trouble finding fishing partners. She is probably a good story teller too boot.
Lets see: It Was A Dark and Stormy Night............, no wait, that's not one of hers.
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She's a fishing guide! $100/hr. No limit. LMAO!
That pic came to me via e-mail with a pretty funny story.....
She's a fishing guide! $100/hr. No limit. LMAO!
That pic came to me via e-mail with a pretty funny story.....
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Tell her I also charge $100 an hr....We can go toghether & call it even.....No Limit
Tell her I also charge $100 an hr....We can go toghether & call it even.....No Limit
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Definitley do some gator huntin with this one.
and lets not forget to take a break and get a little sun.
Are we there yet?
Definitley do some gator huntin with this one.
and lets not forget to take a break and get a little sun.
Are we there yet?
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275 million dollar A Rod
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVKySmZ-nPk&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lkFwVGJYKJw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM&feature=related
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yankee's still suck!!</div></div>
275 million dollar A Rod
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVKySmZ-nPk&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lkFwVGJYKJw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM&feature=related
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NOMAD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yankee's still suck!!</div></div>
