Talking to a sales rep earlier today and he mentioned his daughter is getting married, the guy is a Marine, and currently deployed somewhere in the middle east. I'm all like "Hey congratulations" and he said he's a good guy, asked for permission to marry his daughter, and they took a vow of celibacy....
Just then my brain went..
A United States Marine took a vow of celibacy...
Yeah, he'll be celibate until he gets home and rearranges her guts harder than they hit the beaches of Iwo.
Just then my brain went..
A United States Marine took a vow of celibacy...
Yeah, he'll be celibate until he gets home and rearranges her guts harder than they hit the beaches of Iwo.