Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[BullGear]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Maybe that was after I attended grade school. All of us boys carried pocket knives but regarded them as tools or an ordinary item like a comb or a pencil. My statement was a feeble attempt at humor.

I know a couple of young lads that pulled out their knives in the restaurants. I told them, in front of their father who backed me up, to stop doing that.

All we needed was some butt hurt Karen to call 911 saying that someone was waving a big knife and threatening everyone.

Being kids they didn't listen at first. So every time that me, them and their dad would go out to eat, I would tell them "don't even think about it," when they started to reach in their pocket.

When I was in high school, there was one kid who was creepy in just about everything he said and did. Sadly, he was one of those odd balls that was a poster child for gun control.

I didn't see it happen and the details were extremely fuzzy back then as now. This is the story I heard. He brought a shotgun to school. He let someone look at it. Anyway, he was shot with his own shotgun but wasn't killed.

I saw him a few days later and he told me he got birdshot from chin to shins. I saw the tell-tale blood spots from his chin down his neck.

It beats the heck out of me how he survived. Was it a weak reload he was hit with? I don't know. How far away was he when he was hit? I don't know.

Along with everyone else, I avoided him. He was one of the creeps that talked about weapons all the time. And yes, I have a fascination with weapons but there is a time and place for discussions on that subject.

I had a Buck 112 on my belt from first day of 8th grade through HIgh School graduation... every day of college... and for a while into career. Even under a suit.

It was a tool, not a weapon. Back then, folks understood that.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Anyone who thinks "I own one" vs. "You are part of my family..." is too stupid to have one.

Of course, I am talking about cats. But this applies to dogs as well.

Sirhr

PS. Does not apply to those disgusting hippie ferrets. Those things are nasty. I mean the Hippies. Ferrets are fun and sensitive companions that do not deserve to live with filthy hippies.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Start in second gear and third is up by the dashboard.
First gear is for stacking hay bales.

 

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[Pharmseller]

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John Brown?




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[SONIC SAAMI]

"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

 

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[TimC in KY]

Start in second gear and third is up by the dashboard.
First gear is for stacking hay bales.

What’s the automatic shifter on the column used for?

 

[cas6969]

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Ichi]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Yet Les Wexner is known for porking skinny 14 yo girls… but this is what his company now portrays as sexy… pig fest.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

 

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[7.62willdo]

Judging by the design I would say long range reconnaissance of some sort……

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

What’s the automatic shifter on the column used for?

Silly rabbit. That's where you hang your hat.
Looks like it was originally a three on the tree. Probably the shitty linkage bushings were being a pita and they switched to the floor shift.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Ltcg]

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High Priest's servant after meeting Simon Peter?

 

[Longshot231]

High Priest's servant after meeting Simon Peter?

Peter cut off his Right ear.

 

[JJMoody]

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Aaahhhh…. The Sackets…. An old favorite

 

[Ltcg]

Peter cut off his Right ear.

My right or his right?

Yeah, I missed that detail

 

[Longshot231]

My right or his right?

Yeah, I missed that detail

Peter cut off Malchus' right ear.

"And one of them struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his right ear." Luke 29:50

"Then Simon Peter, having a sword, drew it and struck the high priest’s servant and cut off his right ear. (The servant’s name was Malchus.)"
- John 18:10

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

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[Glowworm]

German authorities have advised residents of Germany to consume no more than 10 grams of meat per day Fox News

In left-liberal circles in Germany, meat is seen not only as not useful, but also as a harmful product. Many Green Party Germans claim that if Germans | The Eastern Herald | News Today, Breaking News, World News & BRICS Updates

www.easternherald.com

How long until Germany elects some animal (cow, sheep, goat) to office? It seems like they're on their way toward making farm animals a protected class. They'll need representation of course.

 

[cooper barrett]

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Mr. 4 speed