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Ran the Rogue River from Agness up to Blossom bar via jet boat to spread my old man's ashes at his fishing hole. Sure is pretty country. Was damn nice being back in Southern OR.

That black and white is a picture of a print of a photo my father took at of the Rogue years ago and the second is one I snapped with my cell phone the other day of the Rogue just below Agness.
 

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Reminds me so much of elementary school. Would ask a teacher how to spell a word. Her automatic response was; “Look it up in the dictionary.” Problem was, I was dyslexic, did not have a clue what letter it started with.
I had a teacher that said the same shit.... how the fuck am I supposed to look up a word I don't know how to spell?
Luckily we now have spell check
 
Reminds me so much of elementary school. Would ask a teacher how to spell a word. Her automatic response was; “Look it up in the dictionary.” Problem was, I was dyslexic, did not have a clue what letter it started with.

I asked my fourth-grade teacher how to spell a word during a spelling test. I think it was beautiful. She spelled it and immediately gave me "the look."
 
Does anyone realize how many laws of physics were broken when she put those shorts on?

Additionally, can someone point out where the poop shoot would be located, given the general shape of her ass?

Honestly........how wide must her stance be, to drop a turd, without skin to turd contact?
Could you stand with your back to a 55 gal drum, reach around the drum behind your back and still have enough wrist and hand to reach 12" into a crack in the far side of the drum? That is what the super-morbidly obese are trying to do every time they toilet or wash. So short answer, they smell terribly, always have sweat and crap left over and usually have chronic skin breakdown and associated sores and filth in places Shankster wouldn't even dare to go.