Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[cas6969]

I have an 85 Pontiac Parisienne wagon. When I removed the panel between the front and back door covering the seatbelt I found a cigarette butt in there. The one that I can't figure out was the one I found under the driver's door master control. Kinda hard to believe that someone was smoking while working on the switches and putting their cigarette butt in there and then screwing the panel back in place.

My dad tells the story of his '57 Chevy that he bought new. Either behind the back seat or inside a door (?), he found a brown paper lunch bag, with a wad of crumpled up wax paper and an empty soda or beer bottle in it. Someone on the assembly line must have eaten lunch at their station and got rid of it there.

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[DocRDS]

Because this bears repeating:

 

[Lawless]

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I say it all the time, a face or neck tat is a clue that this person does not make good decisions in life.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Needed to stop for a tire repair in the thriving metropolis of La Pine Oregon.
Walked over to a small family ran independent establishment for a quick lunch at Ponderosa Pizza.
That's right, barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Lawless]

920lbs….

Hunters bag 920-pound ‘dinosaur’ alligator: ‘I thought I was going to die’

Jaw-dropping videos and photos of the capture are making waves online.

nypost.com

 

[Cowpokey]

I say it all the time, a face or neck tat is a clue that this person does not make good decisions in life.

Hand tats too. I have tattoos, but you'd never know it unless I wanted you to.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[7.62willdo]

Nuke it from orbit……..it’s the only way to be sure.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[GBMaryland]

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….and is two seconds slower than my car in the 1/4 mile!

 

[Ankeny]

 

[Ankeny]

 

[EddieNFL]

….and is two seconds slower than my car in the 1/4 mile!

Is that with or without the COVID mask over the A/C intake?

 

[cas6969]

Hand tats too. I have tattoos, but you'd never know it unless I wanted you to.

If you said to a woman "Pick an outfit you like, then wear it every day for a whole year." they'd say no way and tell you that you're crazy.
And yet...

 

[Longshot231]

If you said to a woman "Pick an outfit you like, then wear it every day for a whole year." they'd say no way and tell you that you're crazy.
And yet...

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That leads to a twist to the age old question; "Are you staring at my breasts? Or are you staring at my tattoo?"

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Just now today.
2 tons of fun @Woodburn dragstrip
The RCC of Div 6

 

[cas6969]

That leads to a twist to the age old question; "Are you staring at my breasts? Or are you staring at my tattoo?"

"Were you staring at my butt!!??"

"Wai... wha.... but you got words on it!"

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[GBMaryland]

Is that with or without the COVID mask over the A/C intake?

Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.

I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.

… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.

Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.

Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.

 

[EddieNFL]

Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.

I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.

… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.

Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.

Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.

I've never owned a mudstain.

 

[Ronws]

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I need that. Like, now.

 

[Modoc]

 

[taliv]

Gen z will never understand Monty pythons joke about sex on tv being ok as long as you don’t fall off