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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Hard to believe a single man does dishes after every meal.
That's how I saved my niece from getting ridiculous tattoo around her navel at age 19. She wouldn't listen to reason, so I asked her to imagine wearing the same pair of shoes for the rest of her life.
Tattoos on a beautiful woman are like warning labels on a bottle of poison.
You have an electric car?Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
Don't embrace the ghey....ignore option can be your friend.
IYKYK. Some times my sense of humor is still stuck in Jr High.
Barney singing a drunken Otis a lullaby.
I'm so jealous.
Live in an urban area and it’s a blast to drive.
Screw all the people running around saying “I bought the car because of the environment,” the thing is FAST (500HP/500ft lb ALL the time) and fun to drive. (Though, I won’t lie, it was sorta nice to have when gas was nearly $6/gal and I was paying $40 a month to charge the car.)
Which Tesla do you have?Actually… Believe it or not… they installed this ludacris HEPA filter on the intake of my car for the model year I bought.
I’m not joking, the thing is about a foot tall in about 3 feet wide.
… And the car has a “biohazard” mode.
Now, I thought this was the worst fucking waste of money I’ve ever heard of… and then one day I got behind a tractor trailer that had the blackest smoke I’ve ever seen… like a locomotive burning oil. Turned it on, and to my surprise the smell and all the nasty crap just disappeared from inside the cabin in about 10 seconds... humph.
Which, of course doesn’t change the fact that your Mustang is still two seconds slower than my car at the quarter-mile.
I rode in a Model S, it was jaw dropping quick.
So are mopeds.
What do you have?
I've been in the Dyno room with 1500 hp motors. I've sat on the starting line for many nhra top fuel runs and over 20,000 hp lighting off. I've been on the flight line with the goverments best fighters lighting off. I have 5 and 600 hp motors in my cars and there's just something about the feel of burning fuel that can't be matched by an electric motor.
I am not a hater. It's just not for me. Kinda like the tuner cars. I think what that segment of motorsports has done is cool. Maybe some day the electric will get the nerds to figure out how to make it a part of the wrenching in the garage scene? If that is possible.
I think it already is. I’ve seen the go stuff from wrecked Teslas put into other cars. I agree it isn’t for everyone. I’ll tell ya, quiet or not….1000hp Model S is incredibly incredible. Visceral, no….but spooky if that makes sense.So are mopeds.
What do you have?
I've been in the Dyno room with 1500 hp motors. I've sat on the starting line for many nhra top fuel runs and over 20,000 hp lighting off. I've been on the flight line with the goverments best fighters lighting off. I have 5 and 600 hp motors in my cars and there's just something about the feel of burning fuel that can't be matched by an electric motor.
I am not a hater. It's just not for me. Kinda like the tuner cars. I think what that segment of motorsports has done is cool. Maybe some day the electric will get the nerds to figure out how to make it a part of the wrenching in the garage scene? If that is possible.
Single mothers have inadvertently raised more assholes …
