Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Modoc]

If you haven't seen the Sabaton History channel it is worth it. History behind the songs by Indy Neidell and some about the writing with either Par or Joakim.

https://youtube.com/@SabatonHistory?si=ZHWU8TmEVEfxSRrH

Like Iron Maiden, a band that really teaches HISTORY instead of who won. I am ashamed that my son learned more from my PlayLists than his classes.

OTH, I Was, concerned when a Substitute teacher in his 7th grade class was asking about this knowing the lyrics to “What will you do with a Drunken Sailor”

 

[LeftyJason]

Like Iron Maiden, a band that really teaches HISTORY instead of who won. I am ashamed that my son learned more from my PlayLists than his classes.

OTH, I Was, concerned when a Substitute teacher in his 7th grade class was asking about this knowing the lyrics to “What will you do with a Drunken Sailor”

In that case do you know the Longest John's? They do that kind of music and write originals as well. Doing a US tour next year starting in May. Don't have West coast part announced yet.

https://youtube.com/@thelongestjohns?si=mRB5ZR_7Wg-rBBfN

First song I heard

One of my favorites

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Maser]

 

[fpgt72]

Image search says Bismarck. So German.

What the hell is that noise. You need this one.



I think the guys in your video are from the "land of the midnight sun", so should they not sing about this one.....how about a sexy ass photo.

 

[fpgt72]

For good looking german WWII ships I always come back to this class. Lots of firsts with her and her sister.

 

[TexPatriot]

Man given all that trash talk I was really expecting limp wrist doogie howser to throw down...

I figured he must have been a 10th degree black belt in muay thai or some shit...

surely no one would be that confident threatening someone 2x their size unless they were a stone cold killer.

Nope, he just sat on a bench and cried like a baby back bitch

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So what went down at the end that caused security and cops to run inside?

 

[TexPatriot]

The gay Southern lisp is a new one for me.

I got my dick slapped on Nextdoor when I asked why do all Californians, even the cops and old men, talk with a lisp.

 

[EddieNFL]

I got my dick slapped on Nextdoor when I asked why do all Californians, even the cops and old men, talk with a lisp.

My wife posted on next door about an aggressive dog we needed to rehome because of the grandkids. PETA types came unglued and posted nasty remarks until she deleted her account. I registered and began pointing out their faggorty. Received several warnings and grew bored after a couple weeks. Referred to the moderators as fellating anus cleaners and earned my ban.

 

[TexPatriot]

My wife posted on next door about an aggressive dog we needed to rehome because of the grandkids. PETA types came unglued and posted nasty remarks until she deleted her account. I registered and began pointing out their faggorty. Received several warnings and grew bored after a couple weeks. Referred to the moderators as fellating anus cleaners and earned my ban.

They told me to be 'Kind and gentle' in my posts.

I responded "I just remarked everyone from California has a unique speech characteristic, a lisp.
You're the ones that automatically assumed I was talking about fags and queers."

The moderators still aren't as bad as the Leftist fags over on barf.com

 

[Lange Carabine]

Never joined over at barf.com, but from what I've heard this is pretty much how I imagine things go over there.

 

[TexPatriot]

It walks like a human the way it places it's feet plus the legs are too long and straight for a primate.

 

[TexPatriot]

Here's the second incident after the homo got his shit pushed in again by the bouncer.

Where is this shithole where people nonchalantly stand around talking, waiting in line to get in a restaurant while ignoring the fact cops are bringing people out in handcuffs and fighting to cuff other patrons?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

It walks like a human the way it places it's feet plus the legs are too long and straight for a primate.

That video could be filmed for a budget of less than $200 by two guys with a camera drone and one with a Squatch suit. A few Colorado hunters are having a good time and fooling the sheeple. The "Sasquatch" in that video is right now sitting in a coffee shop back in Denver with his buddies and laughing at the gullible mooks commenting on the video that they had made viral.

 

[TexPatriot]

The whole video. FAFO!

I doubt thats the first time that guy got his shit pushed in that day.

 

[EddieNFL]

Never joined over at barf.com, but from what I've heard this is pretty much how I imagine things go over there.View attachment 8247131

Spent a little time there 20 or so years ago. I posted in the reloading forum that I had tried a Lee progressive press, but eventually threw it in a swamp. Some Richard Lee knob polisher was outraged. Said he didn't believe I had ever owned one and demanded I post a receipt to prove I had.

 

[fpgt72]

Never joined over at barf.com, but from what I've heard this is pretty much how I imagine things go over there.View attachment 8247131

I would disagree, it should read:

Tending to another traumatized admin who saw an offensive meme.

 

[6.5SH]

Here's the second incident after the homo got his shit pushed in again by the bouncer.

Where is this shithole where people nonchalantly stand around talking, waiting in line to get in a restaurant while ignoring the fact cops are bringing people out in handcuffs and fighting to cuff other patrons?

The pizza is REALLY good /s

People are dumb. Reminds me of a Chinese restaurant in a strip center near where I used to work. They had lots of food poisoning and cleanliness issues that finally reached a peak and the health department was shutting them down. There was a department notice of such posted right at eye level next to the door and they were still full at lunchtime during that period.

 

[7.62willdo]

Details please????

 

[6.5SH]

Details please????

Studebaker with a NAPCO 4x4 conversion. Don't see the NAPCO badges so possibly a real factory option equipped one.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I'm just sitting here wondering if that old Bias-Ply Tire used as a spare is original to the pick up

Love me a DANA 60

Emergency brake cables were rusted in place and no longer operable. Soaked in oil and PB blaster finally got them to move.

For a 54-year-old pick up the inside of the bed looks pretty good . Small dent on the top of the cab.

Looks as if the Warren Locking Hubs are original to the pick up.

 

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[armorpl8chikn]

"That damn braid"
Amaright?

 

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[Lawless]

make no claim about this, but there it is.

 

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[armorpl8chikn]

Any time you post that.....
You can expect the next thing posted, will be this:

 

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[MJF]

Great movie

 

[Lawless]

Any time you post that.....
You can expect the next thing posted, will be this:

Indeed one of the funniest scenes ever

 

[LeftyJason]

make no claim about this, but there it is.

Couple of things that make me question that greatly. Standard oil. Dutch east India company.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Funny thing about those great, “gonna save the world” gas cans. Whenever I have to use one, I always, always spill gas everywhere. Damned hard on my thumb as well. Now, I just take the entire spout off. Easier, quicker, and much cleaner to pour directly out of the can’s mouth.

Looks like a traitor john kerry screw up to me. (Even hill-er-ee clinton could not mess up something that bad, though I am sure she stays awake at night trying to figure out how.)

 

[The D]

They are the same picture.

The fuck they are. I’d trust my family’s life ten times over with the 3 Stooges before I let that other fucking clown show open a door for my kids

 

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