I know I have told this story before I don't care it is funny.
YEARS ago when the boy still lived at home he asks the wife if he can make some deviled eggs. As the time we had chickens and had LOTS of eggs. We gave eggs away
We had roughly two dozen getting ready to go bad and the wife says yea go ahead and cook those up, we will take some to grandma's house later that week.
The kid spends quite a bit of time making two dozen eggs, you know it takes a while. He leaves them on the counter to cool. Goes into his room and plays video games for a while or something letting them cool.
Little while later he comes out and the eggs are all gone. Asks Hay mom did you put up my eggs, no why.....they are missing. Hay dad did you put up the eggs, they aren't in the fridge. No. We can't figure out, then we think dog.
This was Recon
She has crossed the rainbow bridge now, and she was the bestest of girls, But she ate two dozen eggs, likely a little more. The dogs stomach was like a basketball. We actually called the vet. She might get sick get ready for that but not much they can do.
She never got sick, but dear god when she farted I had people in yellow suits show up at the front door. You may think you have smelled a bad fart, you may think you have smelled a bad dog fart, trust me you know nothing.
No more cool hand luke for you. Kid and I watched that movie so he would understand.