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Shit, try telling my wife that!
A few years back, my neighbors had borrowed an angus bull to service their cows. We went over their house for a few drinks one night, and went out back to see the bull. Got him close to the fence with a bucket of grain, and my wife was fucking with him, smacking him in the face, trying to get him to play like a puppy!! I only had a .38 LCR on me, and thought for sure we were all gonna die!!
It's funny now.
I put a new one in my F250 a month back and it makes a huge difference in use, much more than one would think.
Gosh I can smell that room.
Meanest and most ornery bulls I have ever been around are Brahma. We had to trailer 10 bulls over to Black Lake from Cimarron one day. You really had to keep your wits about you working them in the pens and chute because they would turn on you in a split second. It is amazing how fast and agile those big animals are.Shit, try telling my wife that!
A few years back, my neighbors had borrowed an angus bull to service their cows. We went over their house for a few drinks one night, and went out back to see the bull. Got him close to the fence with a bucket of grain, and my wife was fucking with him, smacking him in the face, trying to get him to play like a puppy!! I only had a .38 LCR on me, and thought for sure we were all gonna die!!
It's funny now.
The largest polar bear ever recorded at 1,002 kg (2,209 lb). The bear was shot in Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. It could reach the height of 3.39 m (11 ft 1 in) while standing on hind legs.
The only common trait between the two predators is their size. They are almost of the same size. Some scientists believe that polar bears are the largest land mammals living today others say that Kodiak bears supersede white bears in size. Either way both animals have long fascinated biologists for their super strength and ability to take down prey nearly the size of their own.
Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear - Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear Size • Polar Bear Facts
Adult Kodiak males weigh as much as 477–534 kg with the average weight of about 272 to 635 kg. Adult polar bear males weigh up to 350–700 kg with the total length measuring around 2.4–3 metres (7 ft 10 in–9 ft 10 in). You might like to find out the real difference between the Kodiak bear and a...
polarbearfacts.net
I've got 4 registered Angus bulls right now, and while I wouldn't go trying to pet one of them I certainly don't worry about being around them. They are docile enough to move around and offload hay with...the one caveat is that you DON'T get between two or turn your back on them when two or more are next to each other. They still like to butt heads over food and the ladies...and my only close calls have been during those times.
I'll disqualify my above statement now by noting that our former in-laws lost their grandfather to a docile Angus bull that got spooked and tried to jump into the bed of his pickup while he was sitting on the tailgate. Those animals all need a healthy dose of respect, regardless of how much you are around them.
I'll disqualify my above statement now by noting that our former in-laws lost their grandfather to a docile Angus bull that got spooked and tried to jump into the bed of his pickup while he was sitting on the tailgate. Those animals all need a healthy dose of respect, regardless of how much you are around them.
The largest polar bear ever recorded at 1,002 kg (2,209 lb). The bear was shot in Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. It could reach the height of 3.39 m (11 ft 1 in) while standing on hind legs.
The only common trait between the two predators is their size. They are almost of the same size. Some scientists believe that polar bears are the largest land mammals living today others say that Kodiak bears supersede white bears in size. Either way both animals have long fascinated biologists for their super strength and ability to take down prey nearly the size of their own.
Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear - Kodiak Bear vs Polar Bear Size • Polar Bear Facts
Adult Kodiak males weigh as much as 477–534 kg with the average weight of about 272 to 635 kg. Adult polar bear males weigh up to 350–700 kg with the total length measuring around 2.4–3 metres (7 ft 10 in–9 ft 10 in). You might like to find out the real difference between the Kodiak bear and a...
Are these the same scientists that believe in global climate change?
Elephants...
The linked article says it is the "largest terrestrial land mammal".
Maybe they're the scientists that believe elephants, hippos, rhinos, giraffes, bison, etc. are extraterrestrial.
True.
Sorry, I went by largest, not one of the largest.
But yeah, alla dems is bigga.
I lived in a few of those old wooden barracks during the mid 80's. I was introduced to community shitter on Paris Island.
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