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Wasn’t that the picture from Virginia this past winter when the electric cars all went haywire and blocked the roads?

I don’t think that is Germany.

But doesn’t matter… electric cars fail in the cold and their mileage drops drastically.

Never take one skiing! There won’t be enough chargers and no indoor parking. You won’t have enough charge to get to the next charging station!

Sirhr
 
Look junior, I've already explained what you saw in a Facebook post was a Karen or a Cooper wanting some attention. As an HVAC contractor for over 30 years with multiple property management and rental property accounts. I've already given you a logical explanation for what was pictured with a 95% accuracy.
Now go eat your hot pockets before they get cold or get back to checking out all your soft porn sites.
Ya, I call bullshit. Show me one proof source. You make up a lot of facts. (like everything) including that I screw a landlord over a Covid claim.

So you are a infected pimple on the ass of a fly by night Facebook HVAC service technician?
 
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I post pictures of a 28 year old and get accused of posting inappropriate pictures.
That’s right you and a couple other sick people on here have a reputation of posting simulated child pornography. That’s something to be proud of. Now you can come back on here and defend your position by calling me an old man and blah blah blah blah.
 
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That’s right you are a couple other sick people on here have a reputation of posting simulated child pornography. That’s something to be proud of.

WTF is “simulated” child pornography and can it result in simulated bannings, beatings and jail time?

And don’t answer the first part of that question… I don’t want to know any more than I have probably already imagined.

Sirhr
 
That’s right you and a couple other sick people on here have a reputation of posting simulated child pornography. That’s something to be proud of. Now you can come back on here and defend your position by calling me an old man and blah blah blah blah.
The ignore button is a wonderful thing. I've had him on ignore for a long time due to his addiction causing my SH pages to load too slow.
 
WTF is “simulated” child pornography and can it result in simulated bannings, beatings and jail time?

And don’t answer the first part of that question… I don’t want to know any more than I have probably already imagined.

Sirhr

Congrats: you get it anyway​


Child pornography produced by digitally modifying pre-existing images or fully generated by a computer.
 
We don’t live a mile from the road. We have our address number plainly marked, white numbers on a green background as placed by the fire district to meet 911 standards. The address sign is at the beginning of our drive. One has to work very hard to miss.

Stupid sub delivery driver. Her GPS shows our number down the road on the left, we are on the right. So, she continually drives right by our mailbox and foot and a half tall sign with our address numbers on it and delivers it to the wrong address.

I wonder if this is a common core math problem or worse, a common core stupidity problem.

Must add, our regular driver is a really nice and conscientious lady who goes out of her way to get packages delivered correctly
This happens constantly here at our winter place. Just today an elderly lady's groceries were delivered to the wrong house...... on the wrong street, but that's where the GPS said the correct address is. I had a hazmat shipment, signature required, delivered to a house at the end of my street. Wasn't signed for either. Kind of freaked out the 91 year old Canadian who lived there because of the explosive label... happens every day here.
 
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Child pornography produced by digitally modifying pre-existing images or fully generated by a computer.
And like always, you only gave about a 10th of the legal definition.
You conveniently left out the part where it states of age people intentionally made to look as if under age.
 
You are not too old!!

I restored a few cars for a great gentleman who lives down near Cape Cod. In his mid-70's. Whenever he visited the shop he was always loving on my bikes that were often parked there or I was working on them.

So at 75, he took a motorcycle safety course. And went out and bought a Honda 250 Rebel!!! (This guy owned two Gulfstream V's)... He spent hours putting happily around his neighborhood just absolutely loving life. His wife was initially apoplectic! But after seeing how happy he was just just riding his 'little Honda' she decided it was ok.

His Honda (and playing in his little machine shop) gave him, I think, more pleasure than his multi-million dollar cars!

Just do it!!!

Sirhr
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrists office. Two wheeled therapy 😁
 
Ya, I call bullshit. Show me one proof source. You make up a lot of facts. (like everything) including that I screw a landlord over a Covid claim.

So you are a infected pimple on the ass of a fly by night Facebook HVAC service technician?
Bless your little heart.
Go back to perusing your only fans accounts.
 
It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently 😐

The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.

We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.

They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…

I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.

I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time 😮

I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.

I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages 🤨 Fucker hadn’t been to my house, he was gonna skip us 😠

To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape 🤪 but nothing seems missing.

Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.

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I generally win this one, sadly. Now this was a few years ago and has not been an issue lately.

Yes there is a rifle in that box. The house is roughly 900ft from where the box was left.
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They were called “Killer B’s” for a reason!

Sirhr

Well IMHO they just got too darn fast. But that has nothing to do with how those crazies are around the roads. It is not quite like that these days, and that is one reason.

Personally I think group B was killed for the same reason Can-Am was killed. It was just too fucking fantastic for some people. And all the "lesser" classes, in Can-Am's case that included F1 got seen as a secondary series.
 
Well IMHO they just got too darn fast. But that has nothing to do with how those crazies are around the roads. It is not quite like that these days, and that is one reason.

Personally I think group B was killed for the same reason Can-Am was killed. It was just too fucking fantastic for some people. And all the "lesser" classes, in Can-Am's case that included F1 got seen as a secondary series.

Agreed on all points!

The losers and fretting-class spoil everything!!!

Sirhr

PS interesting SVT thread….
 
He looks pretty ill there........:(

Or hung over/well rested with a pretty young thing.

I think he died in the early 80's. I would bet this photo would be early 70's. The corvette is not really going to tell us anything. The mustang in the back looks like it could just be an "old car" at the time of the photo. I don't know enough about vans, but that would be the most easy way to tell. I do know that style of vet went out in the late 60's. He could have kept an "old car" as a daily, but I kinda doubt it. At the time the "new" cars are getting faster and faster, and handle better and better. I think he would have gone for the next gen (my fave) with the shark nose. I doubt a big block, too nose heavy, wonder if the 327 was still offered in the early 70's vettes.
 
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Or hung over/well rested with a pretty young thing.

I think he died in the early 80's. I would bet this photo would be early 70's. The corvette is not really going to tell us anything. The mustang in the back looks like it could just be an "old car" at the time of the photo. I don't know enough about vans, but that would be the most easy way to tell. I do know that style of vet went out in the late 60's. He could have kept an "old car" as a daily, but I kinda doubt it. At the time the "new" cars are getting faster and faster, and handle better and better. I think he would have gone for the next gen (my fave) with the shark nose. I doubt a big block, too nose heavy, wonder if the 327 was still offered in the early 70's vettes.
If you have a pretty young thing and are well rested, you are doing it wrong…
 
Or hung over/well rested with a pretty young thing.

I think he died in the early 80's. I would bet this photo would be early 70's. The corvette is not really going to tell us anything. The mustang in the back looks like it could just be an "old car" at the time of the photo. I don't know enough about vans, but that would be the most easy way to tell. I do know that style of vet went out in the late 60's. He could have kept an "old car" as a daily, but I kinda doubt it. At the time the "new" cars are getting faster and faster, and handle better and better. I think he would have gone for the next gen (my fave) with the shark nose. I doubt a big block, too nose heavy, wonder if the 327 was still offered in the early 70's vettes.
350 LT1 was. I had a customer with a 72 convertible with a 4spd.

I kept it tuned and drivable for him.
 
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Or hung over/well rested with a pretty young thing.

I think he died in the early 80's. I would bet this photo would be early 70's. The corvette is not really going to tell us anything. The mustang in the back looks like it could just be an "old car" at the time of the photo. I don't know enough about vans, but that would be the most easy way to tell. I do know that style of vet went out in the late 60's. He could have kept an "old car" as a daily, but I kinda doubt it. At the time the "new" cars are getting faster and faster, and handle better and better. I think he would have gone for the next gen (my fave) with the shark nose. I doubt a big block, too nose heavy, wonder if the 327 was still offered in the early 70's vettes.
His last movie came out in 1980, "the Hunter". Based on the bounty hunter, Ralph Papa Thorson.

McQueen was diagnosed with cancer shortly after the movie was made.

Here's a few good clips from the movie.



 
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His last movie came out in 1980, "the Hunter". Based on the bounty hunter, Ralph Papa Thorson.

McQueen was diagnosed with cancer shortly after the movie was made.

Here's a few good clips from the movie.




He came to some guru here in Washington state that claimed he could cure cancer thru diet and meditation……..you can guess how that turned out……
 
Fuck them, they eat chickens. I have caught a few in my old coup with half eaten chickens. They are all dead.
Lots of things eat chickens, I personally don't hold that against them, I got this little ass hole a few years back but did not kill him. Took him to some federal land a few miles from my house (yes I know and don't care) and let him go. Did the same with a skunk and oddly enough he did not explode on me, just a sheet over the cage and all was good.

Now mice, I kill those things every chance I get, I bet they have ruined thousands of pounds of food, I hate those things and starlings. Both of those I will kill if given the chance. Starlings are great with air rifles, low powered air rifles you need to be a little careful with mice, and too powerful it will go through and damage something else in the barn, ask me how I know.

But the "higher" mammals, they get a pass. I don't have chickens anymore they burned down their house a while ago. I will get a setup again after I retire.

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Lots of things eat chickens, I personally don't hold that against them, I got this little ass hole a few years back but did not kill him. Took him to some federal land a few miles from my house (yes I know and don't care) and let him go. Did the same with a skunk and oddly enough he did not explode on me, just a sheet over the cage and all was good.

Now mice, I kill those things every chance I get, I bet they have ruined thousands of pounds of food, I hate those things and starlings. Both of those I will kill if given the chance. Starlings are great with air rifles, low powered air rifles you need to be a little careful with mice, and too powerful it will go through and damage something else in the barn, ask me how I know.

But the "higher" mammals, they get a pass. I don't have chickens anymore they burned down their house a while ago. I will get a setup again after I retire.

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I shoot these fuckers too. If not they come back for a free meal.
 
Lots of things eat chickens, I personally don't hold that against them, I got this little ass hole a few years back but did not kill him. Took him to some federal land a few miles from my house (yes I know and don't care) and let him go. Did the same with a skunk and oddly enough he did not explode on me, just a sheet over the cage and all was good.

Now mice, I kill those things every chance I get, I bet they have ruined thousands of pounds of food, I hate those things and starlings. Both of those I will kill if given the chance. Starlings are great with air rifles, low powered air rifles you need to be a little careful with mice, and too powerful it will go through and damage something else in the barn, ask me how I know.

But the "higher" mammals, they get a pass. I don't have chickens anymore they burned down their house a while ago. I will get a setup again after I retire.

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We used to catch them. They were really bad when in the cage. Last one we caught, took him about 6 miles from our home in a deep wooded area with a year round creek. Big creek. Well, we carefully got him out of the cage and he rambled off, across the bridge. While walking in a straight line near the edge of the bridge, the stupid thing fell off of the bridge. Comedy like. Just walking and then fell over. Well, he swam to shore, kind a shook himself off and walked away embarrassed like. Brenda and I were having a hard time controlling ourselves from laughing so hard.

Not supposed to kill armadillos, but they sure are hard on the yard. Got one the other evening when walking from the shop to the hosue. Wondered if people might be thinking I shot a deer after hours.
 
Lots of things eat chickens, I personally don't hold that against them, I got this little ass hole a few years back but did not kill him. Took him to some federal land a few miles from my house (yes I know and don't care) and let him go. Did the same with a skunk and oddly enough he did not explode on me, just a sheet over the cage and all was good.

Now mice, I kill those things every chance I get, I bet they have ruined thousands of pounds of food, I hate those things and starlings. Both of those I will kill if given the chance. Starlings are great with air rifles, low powered air rifles you need to be a little careful with mice, and too powerful it will go through and damage something else in the barn, ask me how I know.

But the "higher" mammals, they get a pass. I don't have chickens anymore they burned down their house a while ago. I will get a setup again after I retire.

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Raise a couple minks to take care of the mice/rat problem...

 
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