A buddy in high school had a Dad that rode a Kawasaki 750 Triple…. Wearing a Speedo, cowboy boots, and a pack of Winston’s tucked into the side of the speedo. His beer belly hanging over onto the tank made him quite the spectacle.
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That was sent to me by my eldest daughter. When she is really disgusted only one eye will roll. It's pretty funny to look at.
Sucker punch, waited until he turned his back.
I stand one the fact that you would be a real jackass for a landlord.
PS
It looks like multi family dwelling, landlord's responsibility*
legal disclaimer, just inore .
Go inhale some AC stop leak.
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Yeah, well, the little animals that play 'The Knockout Game' don't fight fair, either.
So fuck him.
Sirhr
It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently 
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
Fucker hadn’t been to my house, he was gonna skip us 
To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
but nothing seems missing.
Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
Fucker hadn’t been to my house, he was gonna skip us To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
but nothing seems missing.Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
bet the tape broke open on that box and somebody was trying to help you out by re-taping it.It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
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And as far as the new guy goes.
So afraid of making a mistake during the probationary they walk on eggshells the entire time they're on the clock.
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With a good basting of Miracle Whip!
We don’t live a mile from the road. We have our address number plainly marked, white numbers on a green background as placed by the fire district to meet 911 standards. The address sign is at the beginning of our drive. One has to work very hard to miss.It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
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Stupid sub delivery driver. Her GPS shows our number down the road on the left, we are on the right. So, she continually drives right by our mailbox and foot and a half tall sign with our address numbers on it and delivers it to the wrong address.
I wonder if this is a common core math problem or worse, a common core stupidity problem.
Must add, our regular driver is a really nice and conscientious lady who goes out of her way to get packages delivered correctly
It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
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Back in October my family convinced me to switch to iPhone. I was the last. So, I ordered the latest, greatest version. Worst experience ever with a phone. Still have two open cases with apple. Not sure they‘re really doing anything.
Had the same problem. House numbers on our mailbox (across the street) and house numbers on our fence at the top of our 25 foot driveway.
The sub either wasn't delivering my packages at all, or was delivering them to the neighbor across the street. I caught her one day and had to explain to her that in the direction she was traveling in her mail truck, all house numbers on the left side of the street were odd and all numbers on the right side of the street were even. She looked at me and said "Oh"........... Like she just had some kind of an epiphany.
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Something tells me that you are the type that wouldn't pay rent during COVID because the potato said that it was okay to fuck a landlord.
You should own some rental properties sometime if you haven't.
I raised two girls. Tears and boo hoo don't effect me. To be truthful. I didn't give a fuck before that. If not giving a shit about your feels makes me an asshole. Call me the king of assholes.
You may be an jackass,
There could be worse things like you know maybe people throwing out the accusation of a someone being involved in simulated child pornography.
Kinda like the vaxmobile but faster and more humane. I wonder if those guys got a free cookie first??
A man has to do what a man has to do.
My personal Polish immigrants story I was told about from the early 50's.
They were sponsored from the old country.
Ha, my ex's grandpa built a room in my ex's dad's basement. He lived in there and kept the door locked.
Grandma would come downstairs and yell at him through the door as a hobby, LOL.
Ex's dad, who wasn't too bad of a guy, said to me, and I quote, SHE WAS THE DEVIL!
My ex's mom was a little better but not much. One time we went to visit them in Phoenix in the summer. Ma had us sleep in the guest room. I found out that night ma had left the plastic on the mattress and didn't like using the AC because, well, she was the ultimate scrooge, that's why! Nice waking up in the morning in a pool of sweat.
Didn't send any birthday or Christmas cards to us nor our three kids.
Man did I ever make a BIG mistake marrying into that wonderful family.
l found out later my ex's siblings all hated each other.
Then my ex stole her dads entire inheritance through power of attorney.
Now the siblings hide their mom from the ex fearing the same thing happening, lol!
No I didn't come out well in the divorce.
It’s the holiday rush for shipping, I get it. Our regular driver is fantastic. We have a substitute currently
The wife and I have not bought new phones in 10 years or more. She’s rocking a 6plus we bought used, I’m rocking a 10, also used.
We decided to buy new 15pro phones. Did it all online, they shipped.
They were here Friday but I got a message that there was a signature required and they weren’t left. Ok…
I filled out the waiver online as well as signed the slip that was left and taped to the door. We live almost a mile from the road and unless you know where we are, you don’t know where we are. Not worried about porch pirates.
I was in my office today and got a text….sorry we missed you we will try again tomorrow for the final time
I texted my regular driver who texted the sub. Sub called and agreed to meet me so I could get packages. Cool cool.
I jet down to meet and he pulls out ALL my packages
To top it all off, this one was obviously cut open and resealed with scotch tape
Lort I hope my regular guy is back soon cause other boy is a dipshit.
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Consider yourself blessed - I literally have EVERY single package opened by UPS or Fedex, only Amazon doesn't go through them and takewnt they want. (So much for Fourth Amendment).
Ok, to distract you from holiday package woes, here is literally the hottest midget ever!
Sirhr
Look junior, I've already explained what you saw in a Facebook post was a Karen or a Cooper wanting some attention. As an HVAC contractor for over 30 years with multiple property management and rental property accounts. I've already given you a logical explanation for what was pictured with a 95% accuracy.
Now go eat your hot pockets before they get cold or get back to checking out all your soft porn sites.
What is wrong with it? Been on Apple a long time, they just work IME
I post pictures of a 28 year old and get accused of posting inappropriate pictures.
