Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Jscb1b]

Pretty damned simple. During the new deal of Franklin Roosevelt, they came up with a program of welfare for destitute people. Especially aimed at the children of those families (I use the word families VERY Loosely). They made one very important error. The financial assistance was only available to Single Parent families. Thus, they actually destroyed the American Family.

Now we have two groups of “poor”. Those who are single females and those who are single males. The single females, sadly, predominantly of African descent, have a guaranteed income as long as, a.) they keep having babies b.) they remain single.

Second group, males. After they turn 18, they are now adults and they are OUT. Out on the street, broke, penniless and since we are so diligent about making sure we buy chinese junk because it is a few pennies less expensive than American made products, real job prospects have gone to chinese slaves, leaving American workers out of opportunities.

So, we have a large group of people living on Welfare, with free houses which are too often neglected that are occupied by very large, female led families. Next we have a class of criminals. That would be the men. Without decent jobs, they turn to the only real prospect of employment, gangs and drug sales. When a service job now comes available, who wants to work at McDonnald’s for five bucks an hour when he can work on the street corner and make 500 bucks an hour?

So, lots of poor families, living off the backs of our taxes and our government’s borrowed dollars, which our taxes help pay the interest. Lots of poor black families and yes, we made them, that is we who are liberals and continue to support this mess.

After all, if you are living on the government’s whim and you live in fear that if that other group is elected, they will cut you off, the thought buoyed by the liberals tales of misery and woe the conservatives will bring upon them, who would you vote for?

Really fucked up? Yep!

There is a solution to this mess. Develop a welfare system that truly rewards marriage and getting a job. As it is currently managed, as soon as a welfare recipient gets a job, they are out of the program. No more medical care, no more free housing free cell phones, no more free anything. Well the medical care is a real issue.

1. Married families get twice the amount of current grant, single parent families get half the amount.
2. Limit the amount of children we will pay for. Family can have as many children as they want, but we only pay for the first two. If one dies early, we can make an exception to add an extra, but that’s it.
3. No passing off children to grandparents, aunts uncles or other relatives, two children get paid for, That’s it. Only to the parents.
4. Reduce benefits as income goes up. Put in place safeguards to keep cheats out
5. Allow Medicaid to continue, at a reduced premium rate as family income grows.
6. When income is sufficient to truly meet the married family’s need, they may continue to receive Medicaid after paying a premium.
7. Dump obama care and offer Medicaid services to anyone willing to pay the premium like we all do who have medical/hospitalization insurance.

Put this in place and liberals will scream their little heads off. How unfair to give people an opportunity to have a real family and some prospect of earning their own living.

Do you think they WANT to work?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Death wasn’t even a concern. It was the heat those damn things took in on the metal. Slide down it in the summer in shorts and lose half your back leg to it. Cooked and screeeeched right off. I can still hear it. In the winter it iced over and you shot out of it into the next county then you died.

Some next-next level genius at my grade school took an old two story fire escape slide and turned it into a recess tool. Welded up the ladder and a long metal slide plate at the bottom that got amazingly hot. At least once a year that thing would take a child and teach them about friction and gravity. Nobody cared. It was a good time to be a kid.

Don't forget playing "Launch the weak kid off the merry-go-round!"

Those things could spool up to about 9g's is if you had enough kids pushing ;-)

Sirhr

 

[Father O’blivion]

How about getting an education and a job.

Those things have been denied to them by “the man”.

 

[timesublime]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[doubloon]

But ... Asians ... I guess they white too.

https://www.pewresearch.org/race-ethnicity/2023/12/04/wealth-gaps-across-racial-and-ethnic-groups/re_2023-12-04_race-wealth_2-01/

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[lariat]

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Seven is an odd number.
"Seven" has an odd number of letters.
"Even" has an even number of letters.
An odd number plus an even number equals an odd number.

It's a conspiracy.

 

[Crewdog135]

Seven is an odd number.
"Seven" has an odd number of letters.
"Even" has an even number of letters.
An odd number plus and even number equals an odd number.

It's a conspiracy.

Math is racist

 

[Longshot231]

 

[kl3309]

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Actual stabby on the left, movie stabby on the right. Still would (if she was roofied and I was strapped into a Martin-Baker Mk 4).

 

[Ramius]

 

[lariat]

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I had a thought - who owns that cursed ground now?

 

[MadDuner]

I had a thought - who owns that cursed ground now?

Most likely the same CIA shell company that purchased the property to begin with.

 

[Jscb1b]

Those things have been denied to them by “the man”.

Fuck that shit! No responsibility or accountability. Just blame whitie because you are a piece of shit.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Fuck that shit! No responsibility or accountability. Just blame whitie because you are a piece of shit.

Calm down Helen

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[quietmike]

Those things have been denied to them by “the man”.

How did Ben Carson escape?

 

[Father O’blivion]

How did Ben Carson escape?

He became “the man”.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Actual stabby on the left, movie stabby on the right. Still would (if she was roofied and I was strapped into a Martin-Baker Mk 4).

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ACES-II Is more reliable.
Just sayin'.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I can just picture that place full of kids being cornholed...

 

[hino895]

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Now that’s funny

 

[kl3309]

ACES-II Is more reliable.
Just sayin'.

Prob right. Been a long minute since I had to pin one, or pick up the motors if the user fails to egress.

 

[quietmike]

He became “the man”.

If you leftys could make opportunities as easily as you make excuses, you wouldn't have to be a lefty.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[philly1010]

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[pmclaine]

Actual stabby on the left, movie stabby on the right. Still would (if she was roofied and I was strapped into a Martin-Baker Mk 4).

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I did not realize I had the ersatz meat slicer……

I will need to update my files.

 

[philly1010]

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[kl3309]

I did not realize I had the ersatz meat slicer……

I will need to update my files.

Fappin' to fakes is like not fappin' at all, or something.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Father O’blivion]

If you leftys could make opportunities as easily as you make excuses, you wouldn't have to be a lefty.

Excuses for what? He literally became the thing black people blame for their problems. A government talking head. If he’d stayed out of politics they still would talk shit for not being black enough.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[mauserman]

Pretty damned simple. During the new deal of Franklin Roosevelt, they came up with a program of welfare for destitute people. Especially aimed at the children of those families (I use the word families VERY Loosely). They made one very important error. The financial assistance was only available to Single Parent families. Thus, they actually destroyed the American Family.

Now we have two groups of “poor”. Those who are single females and those who are single males. The single females, sadly, predominantly of African descent, have a guaranteed income as long as, a.) they keep having babies b.) they remain single.

Second group, males. After they turn 18, they are now adults and they are OUT. Out on the street, broke, penniless and since we are so diligent about making sure we buy chinese junk because it is a few pennies less expensive than American made products, real job prospects have gone to chinese slaves, leaving American workers out of opportunities.

So, we have a large group of people living on Welfare, with free houses which are too often neglected that are occupied by very large, female led families. Next we have a class of criminals. That would be the men. Without decent jobs, they turn to the only real prospect of employment, gangs and drug sales. When a service job now comes available, who wants to work at McDonnald’s for five bucks an hour when he can work on the street corner and make 500 bucks an hour?

So, lots of poor families, living off the backs of our taxes and our government’s borrowed dollars, which our taxes help pay the interest. Lots of poor black families and yes, we made them, that is we who are liberals and continue to support this mess.

After all, if you are living on the government’s whim and you live in fear that if that other group is elected, they will cut you off, the thought buoyed by the liberals tales of misery and woe the conservatives will bring upon them, who would you vote for?

Really fucked up? Yep!

There is a solution to this mess. Develop a welfare system that truly rewards marriage and getting a job. As it is currently managed, as soon as a welfare recipient gets a job, they are out of the program. No more medical care, no more free housing free cell phones, no more free anything. Well the medical care is a real issue.

1. Married families get twice the amount of current grant, single parent families get half the amount.
2. Limit the amount of children we will pay for. Family can have as many children as they want, but we only pay for the first two. If one dies early, we can make an exception to add an extra, but that’s it.
3. No passing off children to grandparents, aunts uncles or other relatives, two children get paid for, That’s it. Only to the parents.
4. Reduce benefits as income goes up. Put in place safeguards to keep cheats out
5. Allow Medicaid to continue, at a reduced premium rate as family income grows.
6. When income is sufficient to truly meet the married family’s need, they may continue to receive Medicaid after paying a premium.
7. Dump obama care and offer Medicaid services to anyone willing to pay the premium like we all do who have medical/hospitalization insurance.

Put this in place and liberals will scream their little heads off. How unfair to give people an opportunity to have a real family and some prospect of earning their own living.

There was no error. That was the plan.

 

[The D]

This, times one millyun

 

[quietmike]

Excuses for what? He literally became the thing black people blame for their problems. A government talking head. If he’d stayed out of politics they still would talk shit for not being black enough.

Excuses for why losers are losers.
It has nothing to do with "the man". In fact it's the lack of a man. If you look at the fatherless rates among the various racial demographics, you'll see those numbers parallel their makeup of the prison population and are inversely proportional to school performance.

But it's easier to bitch and moan about being a victim than to take responsibility for your life.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Lawless]

Chicken digs are pretty much done. The birds seems to love it.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Supposedly NAS Point Mugu October, 1971

Anyone know the back story? I can't imagine this went over well with the air boss who spilled coffee on himself or whatever...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Chicken digs are pretty much done. The birds seems to love it.


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That thing is built better than my house... of course, my house was built by filthy hippies and there isn't a plumb wall in the whole place. And when you throw a light switch in the downstairs hallway, upstairs closet light comes on. Not making that shit up.

Well done... them cluckers are going to live like kings!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Nice ad... but would have to be a triangle slick side if it was by Armalite... ;-) Still, I like it!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]