Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[oneshot86]

That's cool, real cool

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Pic I took a few years ago. The Great Sand Dunes National Park is on the left in the distance.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

The Dunes.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Some elk when I took the first pic above.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Near Lake City, CO.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[The D]

Mixed up the nitrous and the fuel nozzles, didn’t ya?

 

[Maggot]

Pic I took a few years ago. The Great Sand Dunes National Park is on the left in the distance.

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Nikita and I there last May-June

 

[kl3309]

Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

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You can’t imagine how much that picture hurts. and I’m not in the picture. I was in an accident when the airbag deployed (like I fucking needed it, wearing seat belt and shoulder strap) Burned the crap out of my arm. Girl who pulled out in front of us got the ticket despite her father raising cane with the poor police officer. Did my best to avoid her, was on the far side of the road, trying to avoid, but she backed out so far, so fast without looking I still hit her solidify on the side.

 

[mosin46]

Some serious cordage, skills... an the snipers...just WOW... amazing display

impressive. and,likely similar types being imported by our NWO government thru both borders.

 

[Modoc]

Either she’s 3’ tall or it’s shopped…

Maybe, but each of the skip stripes is 12’ long along with each lane being approximately 12’ stripe to stripe.

I’m wracking my brain as to the location of the shot, since it is in my area of operation/responsibility for work.

 

[Lawless]

This’ll rustle some jimmies

 

[Lawless]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Glowworm]

What happens in Canada stays in Canada.



...would be funnier if they were beavers.

 

[ShadowAviator]

I went for a walk.

 

[6.5SH]

That's such bullshit.
We never had ice hooks like that.
And where in hell are the ice tigers and snow snakes we had to fend off.

Just pumas in the crevasses

 

[gigamortis]

Probably was on a cheap 3 leg engine stand and fell over.

 

[theLBC]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

4 year olds and Red Ryders go hand in hand.

 

[TimC in KY]

4 year olds and Red Ryders go hand in hand.

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He will soon learn one of life’s lessons in shooting. NEVER PULL THE TRIGGER WITHOUT CLOSING THE LEVER.

 

[fpgt72]

Here ya go. (My bad. I probably should have posted that with the comment).

I have a feeling those loads make "cowboy" loads feel like 3" magnum goose/A10 loads.

 

[fpgt72]

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I have actually done that.

Cows that are "hand milked" are not quite the same that have the machine on them....at least that is what I am told.

I was VERY young when I did it, and I remember my hand getting tired very quickly. I wish I could have stayed in that life.

 

[Lug Nut]

killer pic.

 

[fpgt72]

Range rules! Wear your eye protection FFS!

Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.

 

[JerkyFreak]

Tell me again how a .308 case and bullet fits in a normal pistol?

Range rules! Wear your eye protection FFS!

 

[Mike Islander]

Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

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Assuming of legal age and not related to the OP...

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.

There be a whole class if people (and I use the word “people” loosely because they are basically somewhat below the class of Sub-Human) who seem to enjoy seeing people scared or humiliated. (Or worse injured which too often is the result of their “fun.”

I can’t think of anyone worse than seeing someone enjoying watching a friend or loved one get hurt. Putting a high powered handgun in a small woman’s or girls hand without the person knowing how much recoil it will generate, goes beyond despicable. This isn’t a joke, it’s stupid cruelty. Only thing worse is dog fighters who steal lovable and defenseless pets to train their killer dogs.

I simply can’t describe the hate I have for the man or men who stole our little shepherd. GOD says we must forgive, but I suspect even GOD would hate anyone who would harm such a nice little dog.

 

[muzzleloader]

Pic I took a few years ago. The Great Sand Dunes National Park is on the left in the distance.

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If you’re into sand dunes, we have some good ones here in Michigan, sleeping bear in the west side of the state

 

[ZiaHunter]

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Beautiful area. Fished Eleven Mile and Spinney several times and drove past the Dunes on my way there.

 

[TexPatriot]

Are people that stupid?
don't answer that.

Now to get on my noob high horse.....just skip it, but this is how I feel around noobs.

I see this as no different then handing a 100lb girl your hottest 44mag loads, then laughing when her forehead is bleeding, then bitching at her because she dropped her gun.

If you can coming into the world of gunz, Personally I think it is the duty of people that have played with this stuff for a while to educate.

I will leave it at that, with one other thing.

Now it seems those that seem to be needing education, or requesting info, need to be vetted first. Shame but that is the world we live in now.

I have gotten a few people into "playing with gunz". Shotgun sports are huge fun, a little expensive if you don't reload, but I can help you learn that as well. I just wish we had one of those indoor shotgun ranges like they have in other parts of the country. That I think would be great.

Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.

 

[FWoo45]

Don't let your kids ride with their feet up on the dash. If the airbags go off:

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Wing windows, there's not any airbags in that ride. Not arguing that is a good idea to put your feet on the dash, just saying.

 

[Gemsbok]

Jacket and tie vs spiffy haircut

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

"She's got a competition clutch with a four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till her Lake pipes roar.......

 

[Keith E.]

THAT, will kill you in da screets.

Keith

 

[Modoc]

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"She's got a competition clutch with a four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till her Lake pipes roar.......

 

[Modoc]

 

[mi650]

Running a public range, you don't know how many times I've seen this; some clown bringing a collection of handguns and his girlfriend, usually for her first time, to "teach her how to shoot" and the last gun he has her shoot, so he can tell everyone she shot it but also to play a joke on her, is some Dirty Harry hand cannon.

I've seen scope eye, split foreheads, chipped teeth, dropped guns and a ruined novice with a permanent flinch, thats if she ever can be talked into shooting a gun again.

Way to go, asshole.

A few years ago, a buddies wife shot my 460 S&W. She'd watched a couple of us shoot it before her and knew what she was getting into. I still tried to talk her out of it.

I stood a few feet behind her, expecting to have to try and catch it, but she held on! After that, she went prone and shot another guys fairly light 50BMG.


I was having flashbacks of a time at the range when I watched a guy hand his 8-9 y.o. daughter a 1911, and she promptly split her forehead open with it.

 

[Fig]

 

[Ramius]

Canadian Province Mottos:

• Alberta - Where your Natural Gas comes from
• British Columbia - Like California But More Rain
• Manitoba - Fewer Lakes and a Gazillions More Mosquitos than Minnesota
• New Brunswick - Sandwiched between French assholes and drunken Celtic fiddlers
• Newfoundland - The Reason for the Newfie Jokes
• Northwest Territory- Big-ass Diamond Mine and a Million Lakes (no mosquitoes)
• Nova Scotia - Everyone is a Fiddle Player
• Nunavut - No scenery but lots of photogenic Polar bears
• Ontario - Center of the Universe, Because We Feel That Important About Ourselves
• Prince Edward Island - You can drive across the province in two minutes!
• Quebec - Everybody assumes you’re an asshole, but racism is socially acceptable
• Saskatchewan - We got grain elevators taller than our mountains
• Yukon Territory - Gold, Fish, Beer… and Midnight Sun.

 

[Ramius]

The U.S. States Mottos:

• Alabama - Hell Yeah, We Have Electricity.
• Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
• Arizona - Yeah, But It's A Dry Heat.
• Arkansas - Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
• California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
• Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
• Connecticut - Like Massachusetts , only smaller
• Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
• Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids… And Our Voting Skills.
• Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
• Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
• Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
• Michigan - First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
• Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
• Mississippi - Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
• Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
• Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right here!
• New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... And No Right To Self Defense!
• North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
• Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
• Oregon - Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal, Avoid the Two Cities and Join the Technology-Free Amish
• Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
• South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
• Texas - Se Hable Ingles
• Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont - Too liberal for the Kennedy's
• Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
• West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
• Wisconsin - Come Cut the Cheese!
• Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared - Home of Brokeback Mountain
• DC - The Work-Free Drug Place!

 

[ZiaHunter]

Brings back memories. Saw them a the Turning Point Cafe circa 1973