Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

Please refer to it as Fort Liberty!!!!!! Than you sir

I can't believe they named a fort after a bushwhacking, evil, gun-slinging, unreconstructed, back-shooting stage robbing steak-abuser...



Drinks bad bourbon, too!

Sirhr

 

[Maggot]

I can't believe they named a fort after a bushwhacking, evil, gun-slinging, unreconstructed, back-shooting stage robbing steak-abuser...



Drinks bad bourbon, too!

Sirhr

3 of the great actors of my time. Jimmy Stewart flew bombing missions over Germany and retired a major general. Marvin got shot up in the Pacific. Wayne never served but as I under stand it tried repeatedly.

 

[Maggot]

Need mor cops to show up. (This was in response to alleged 8 ft alien sightings at a Florida mall.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[doubloon]

Need mor cops to show up. (This was in response to alleged 8 ft alien sightings at a Florida mall.

responding to reports that a group of more than 50 juveniles were fighting in the mall - leading to officers being dispatched 'for crowd control due to the juveniles refusing to leave'.
The group also set off fireworks, which sent many shoppers into panic as they feared a shooting had broken out.

‘Alien' mystery solved after police debunk rumors about mall shutdown

Police shut down a Miami shopping mall due to fight between teenagers, however, people online theorized it was because of an 'alien' sighting

www.unilad.com

 

[Maggot]

‘Alien' mystery solved after police debunk rumors about mall shutdown

Police shut down a Miami shopping mall due to fight between teenagers, however, people online theorized it was because of an 'alien' sighting

www.unilad.com

I know but aliens is more dramatic.

 

[ZiaHunter]

I can't believe they named a fort after a bushwhacking, evil, gun-slinging, unreconstructed, back-shooting stage robbing steak-abuser...



Drinks bad bourbon, too!

Sirhr

Still one of my favorite western's directed by none other than John Ford.

 

[doubloon]

I know but aliens is more dramatic.

Sorry, the sarcasm went right by me, not yet enough coffee this morning.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[cooper barrett]

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[Father O’blivion]

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That bug could turn and face the trailer, backing it up by driving forward.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[101st]

Say it isn't so. Reagan and Nixon having a laugh at the expense of the 13% crowd.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That bug could turn and face the trailer, backing it up by driving forward.

When I was riding up in Norway in 2012... all these Germans with their camper trailers were the bane of my existance. You could pull a 40 foot trailer behind a VW Polo... as long as you never went above 40 KPH. And these Horst Wessel-humming funboys would all do it... and form up in some kind of convoy like they were retaking the Sudetenland or something. Pass them? Try passing 15 Uber-long trailers being towed by Smart Cars on a Norwegian Road.

I wanted to reduce Dresden to rubbel again, just because!

So get to campground and these little Goose-steppers are unhooking their giant tenemants-on-wheels from their Audi A-Class microcars... and standing with Cox Model Airplane RC controllers... backing their trailers into place. Using a couple of joysticks on a model airplane box. And their trailers are all "RC Controlled" to back into their camping spaces.

Holy crap on a cracker, Batman... I wanted to strangle the lot of them. Or send them to camps... or something.

Was the gheyest shit I ever saw!

Sirhr

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Say it isn't so. Reagan and Nixon having a laugh at the expense of the 13% crowd.

Yeah.
So?
Truth

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Glowworm]

Needs heat

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

@armorpl8chikn

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

@armorpl8chikn

I tole ya.
Ima told you aggin.
Its programming.
Its ALL programming.
They always brag about their plans.
They are rubbing it in your face.

 

[johnnyvw]

That was fucking awesome!

 

[johnnyvw]

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Targa Florio...last of the true great road races.

Same location, more recent

 

[whatsupdoc]

Need mor cops to show up. (This was in response to alleged 8 ft alien sightings at a Florida mall.

Jorge González went to the mall​

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Targa Florio...last of the true great road races.

Same location, more recent
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Amen Brother. When men were men and cars looked like cars.

Something about seeing vehicles that resemble nothing ever seen on a real road, racing around a fake looking circus track with more flaky looking colors on the pavement than a 64 box of Crayons just Kills My Ignition Switch.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Posted on Chinese version of Twitter. Account owner was immediately suspended.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

At least there’s no beans in the chili…

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Brenda loves corn dogs which she refers to as Pronto Pups. (Got that name from a cousin of hers that moved up north, WAY up north. Gotta send this to her. I think she’ll love It.

At least there’s no beans in the chili…

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[hino895]

Fuckin one piece overall.
I’m claustrophobic, so one day I decided to buy one piece camo overall.
I was home alone when I tried it on.
Got into it and freaked out when I couldn’t figure out how to get out of it.
I got the scissors out and cut it off.
Wife laughed her ass seeing it massacred laying in the floor.

 

[mosin46]

@armorpl8chikn

likely on the path. at this point i think 10 mores years and done deal. i could be being optimistic.

 

[Maser]

 

[lariat]

I tole ya.
Ima told you aggin.
Its programming.
Its ALL programming.
They always brag about their plans.
They are rubbing it in your face.

But where is the pandemic? It’s missing.

 

[johnnycat]

At least there’s no beans in the chili…

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What a shame. Just think about how much better that would taste with some beans, not to mention a boost in dietary fiber.

 

[lariat]

What a shame. Just think about how much better that would taste with some beans, not to mention a boost in dietary fiber.

You are socialist, just spreading bad gastronomy around to everybody.

No, no, I have made up my mind, no need to reply. A man with a bean fetish is totally fine in Oklahoma. I guess. Maybe.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

bWhat a shame. Just think about how much better that would taste with some beans, not to mention a boost in dietary fiber.

Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.

 

[gigamortis]

Manwich sloppy joe sauce with ground beef makes some of the best hot dog chili and nachos meat.

 

[lariat]

Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.

He’s gone full Canadian, just pray for him and any of the others that come along supporting him. Putting beans in chili is like not wiping after a dump.

Heathens.

 

[johnnycat]

Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.

Barbecue beans with brown sugar? Why would you put barbecue beans in chili? Naw man. Red beans, white beans, pinto beans - its can all work just depends on the recipe. Your lone star glasses are limiting you

 

[mtrmn]

Beans? Barbecue beans in your chili? Are you sure. My chili is mighty tasty but not sure how or what some canned barbecue beans would do to the flavor.

Where TF you get barbecue beans from? Plain pintos. Not canned.

 

[lariat]

Where TF you get barbecue beans from? Plain pintos. Not canned.

WTF is happening? No beans. Period.

 

[Lawless]

Bean debate almost as hardcore as MIL/MOA