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Is that one of those newer fad "pencil xmas trees"??

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How the hell did chickens survive for 2 million years before man came along to buy them heaters and warm their water ??
Must be the same reason they have survived the " Hey I just squirted out a new baby in a shell!" Yell that they do. Wouldn't ya think they could keep their mouth shut so every critter in the world isn't sneaking in to grab your egg?
 
At this point its just old. So since its been posted in this thread alone, over 6 times....kinda strange.
Speaking of old.
Notice you've been here since 2008.
Why did you wait until November 2, 2023 to post a single thing? Not a single post until 2 months ago.

This is how they get in folks.
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With the harmless stuff I've posted not sure why you're calling me but whatever

That's fine I don't mind

Pretty sure I've posted a few things before that but I don't know, don't keep track

Joined a long time ago and just read, learned and laughed.
Really enjoy this Site

Didn't have a lot to add.
Still don't really I guess
Don't think I even did the new member thread so here goes

I grew up in a gun family and like being around guns and gun people

Got my FFL when I turned 21 and have held it for 43 years.

I don't own any high priced guns any of you would envy but have some family guns that are priceless to me and will be handed down to my boys some day

Don't have any exciting hunting stories, just memories of good hunts with family and friends

Don't like getting in dirt kicking contests with an Internet connection in between. Got enough drama in my life, not looking to pick up any with someone I don't even know, got nothing to prove

So that's bout it, just a boring member, maybe should just kept reading and forgot about trying to join in.

Take it or leave it, don't matter to me, I've got enough to do

Have a good day

Edit to add:
"Notice you've been here since 2008.
Why did you wait until November 2, 2023 to post a single thing? Not a single post until 2 months ago."

A quick look showed me a couple posts from May of '21 on Stolen Tools and Form 4 wait time.
Granted I don't post a lot but I did not start in Nov of last year so if your gonna be spoutin shit about me,
This is how they get in folks
at least get the facts straight and we can take it from there.
 
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With the harmless stuff I've posted not sure why you're calling me but whatever

That's fine I don't mind

Pretty sure I've posted a few things before that but I don't know, don't keep track

Joined a long time ago and just read, learned and laughed.
Really enjoy this Site

Didn't have a lot to add.
Still don't really I guess
Don't think I even did the new member thread so here goes

I grew up in a gun family and like being around guns and gun people

Got my FFL when I turned 21 and have held it for 43 years.

I don't own any high priced guns any of you would envy but have some family guns that are priceless to me and will be handed down to my boys some day

Don't have any exciting hunting stories, just memories of good hunts with family and friends

Don't like getting in dirt kicking contests with an Internet connection in between. Got enough drama in my life, not looking to pick up any with someone I don't even know, got nothing to prove

So that's bout it, just a boring member, maybe should just kept reading and forgot about trying to join in.

Take it or leave it, don't matter to me, I've got enough to do

Have a good day
Don't be so sensitive. Nobody punched you in the mouth. It's just words on an electronic device. Pull up your big boy pants and carry on.
 
About the third point: that’s a first world complaint. Most of the world would love to have problems 1 and 2. Hell, most would love to be able to feed their families. Seen it way too many times. 4 and 5 are relative: first world is choice and fear of not taking chances. The rest of the world fear getting out of line, starving and dying in a ditch. I have seen parents and children making bricks in slave situations simply because they have no other choice and their “masters” beat and be willing to kill them if they left. We definitely need to get our shit together in the West for sure, but needing to travel the world is low on the needs list.

Not trying to be argumentative Devildog, it just struck a nerve. Nothing against you at all.
 
At this point its just old. So since its been posted in this thread alone, over 6 times....kinda strange.
Speaking of old.
Notice you've been here since 2008.
Why did you wait until November 2, 2023 to post a single thing? Not a single post until 2 months ago.

This is how they get in folks.
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Glows like a Chernobyl Human Robot working in a Kalorama basement...

Faggot!

Sirhr
 
Worked at Petersburg campaign 1864.... It ain't stupid!

WW1 they even had 'heads on posts' with azimuth and declination calculations. Within a few seconds of a shot, they calculated the sniper position and artillery put about 5,000 pounds of shells within a 20 yard radius of the shooter.

Stupid? Real snipers are anything but stupid. They consistently score in the top of ASVAB... or whatever it's called now. MI, PsyOps and Sniper... the top tier.

Plus we have the most fucked up senses of humor.

Sirhr
 
Didn't I post that like... three days ago?

Don't be some kind of Sand Hill hijacked ID Glow post, buddy! Keep up Devildog!

Sirhr
lol, I thought your post was so funny that it deserved to be posted again. And then again I could be lying to hide the truth that I overlooked it. You be the judge 😁
 
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About the third point: that’s a first world complaint. Most of the world would love to have problems 1 and 2. Hell, most would love to be able to feed their families. Seen it way too many times. 4 and 5 are relative: first world is choice and fear of not taking chances. The rest of the world fear getting out of line, starving and dying in a ditch. I have seen parents and children making bricks in slave situations simply because they have no other choice and their “masters” beat and be willing to kill them if they left. We definitely need to get our shit together in the West for sure, but needing to travel the world is low on the needs list.

Not trying to be argumentative Devildog, it just struck a nerve. Nothing against you at all.
I hear yeah brother. I turn 60 this year and I find myself asking the question what have I done with my life. Wish I’d have worked less and enjoyed the trip a little more. Regrets are creeping in! Have a great evening!
 
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