Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Most of us are going to die in an old folks home. Better to go out like him than dying in a soiled diaper.
Try coaching a lefthanded Amish with glasses BRM. Just pencil whip that NAPA and go on down the road.
I'll put a Luger in my mouth before I'll go to an old-folks home.
You'll see me on the news as "Cancer patient" with a big pile of brass around my ankles eliminating a prison population or something...
But I'll Never got to a home.
Sirhr
Convincing terrorists to do terrorism is what they do best.
I have been looking at them.... but there are some photographic tools that sense a ligntning burst and can fire the shutter 'right on time' with the strike.
Lots of the current strike photos are made using the device. And they are amazing! I'd love to be able to take some stirke photos.
Just something to watch. Technology lets us 'bottle lightning' these days.
Which is beyond awesome!
Sirhr
Wife’s grandma is in one. Just visited. Very sad place. Sit and wait to die.
Inversion table saved my life. First time I inverted, there was a pop, I grew about ¼" and the only pain left was the muscles finally relaxing.
before they made those tables, i had gravity boots (you hang from a chin-up bar in a doorway).
i almost got stuck once.
You, your family the doctors, and especially for your grandson will all be in our prayers.
I tried one when I was kid.before they made those tables, i had gravity boots (you hang from a chin-up bar in a doorway).
i almost got stuck once.
I actually went back to see if I had accidentally typed pants…
Damn autocorrect.
Well played sir… very well played!
Sirhr
when i lived overseas, my gf was a welsh lass in school to be an occupational therapist.
if not familiar, OTs help people that become disabled (stroke or accident...) learn to adapt and care for themselves (as much as possible).
anyway, part of schooling was having to work in old folks homes to get some experience. i think nursing school is the same.
she said when the old people have a hard time pooping, some of them become what they called "diggers".
it doesn't take much to figure out what that means.
Any idea how much copper is in a single cable?
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
Dad
any tips for people like me who suffer from being upside down? head cant handle it, ive tried so many times
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My wife has threatened to cut me off if I ever teach another dog to smile. So the "new" dog learned to ask for things he wants. Now instead of coming up and smiling for something he will come up and bark.
There are two things I am now not allowed to teach dogs.
I think I am going to teach the next one to smile and ask for things both.
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