Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Gee Kay]

 

[fpgt72]

Emergence of the 13 and 17 year broods will coincide this year. Area's around Springfield IL seems to be the best place to see them.
The 2024 Periodical Cicada Emergence

 

[fpgt72]

That really was a very funny (for a nerd) show. One of the better clips.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Would!

Make me a sammich has a whole new meaning!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

That painting is creepy AF… wonder what would happen if you book matched it….

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Huh…. That happens.

Meh, jut a conspiracy theory…

Sirhr

Just a little Photoshop can do wonders
The original

Even at the unveiling you can see the white on the right

 

[Ichi]

Funny. But cicadas don't eat crops. So the sesame seed crop won't fail due to their emergence...

 

[fpgt72]

Funny. But cicadas don't eat crops. So the sesame seed crop won't fail due to their emergence...

 

[theLBC]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Sesame seeds… is that what they grow puppets from?

I’ll just see myself out…

Sirhr

 

[Maggot]

How to fight with your Sniper Rifle:

 

[SauerKraut]

 

[Maser]

 

[XP1K]

 

[DHDeal]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Animal357]

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BS. Tesla’s drive fantastic

 

[doubloon]

Funny. But cicadas don't eat crops. So the sesame seed crop won't fail due to their emergence...

invest in glass cleaner instead

 

[EddieNFL]

BS. Tesla’s drive fantastic

…said the guy that microwaves his burger.

 

[Animal357]

…said the guy that microwaves his burger.

Said the guy that never drove a Tesla

 

[timesublime]

BS. Tesla’s drive fantastic

Tell us you are a Swifty without telling us you're a Swifty.

 

[Lawless]

I can verify a Model S is fast AF and rides very nice.

 

[Animal357]

Tell us you are a Swifty without telling us you're a Swifty.

English, Motherfucker, do you speak it?

 

[DHDeal]

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I was just stirring the pot and will find a road bike meme soon.

Oh crap, I accidentally reposted it.

 

[The D]

I can verify a Model S is fast AF and rides very nice.

And they have the personality of a calculator watch

 

[GBMaryland]

…said the guy that microwaves his burgers

This is the microwave I use on non-Tesla owners...

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

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If ev’s were really competitive, they would be a shoo in for races like the 12 hours of Sebring and the 24 hours of Le Mans. But alas, quick acceleration doth not make a truly competitive vehicle. If it were so, Top Fuel Dragsters would win every motor vehicle race of every kind, everywhere.

 

[7.62willdo]

If ev’s were really competitive, they would be a shoo in for races like the 12 hours of Sebring and the 24 hours of Le Mans. But alas, quick acceleration doth not make a truly competitive vehicle. If it were so, Top Fuel Dragsters would win every motor vehicle race of every kind, everywhere.

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They have to rename it the 3 1/2 hours of LEMans

 

[slowworm]

They have to rename it the 3 1/2 hours of LEMans

Unless it's cold, then it would be the 90 minutes of Le Mans.

 

[EddieNFL]

This is the microwave I use on non-Tesla owners...

Yeah, and Robert Dinero thinks he’s really Jimmy Conway.

 

[Bantam1]

If ev’s were really competitive, they would be a shoo in for races like the 12 hours of Sebring and the 24 hours of Le Mans. But alas, quick acceleration doth not make a truly competitive vehicle. If it were so, Top Fuel Dragsters would win every motor vehicle race of every kind, everywhere.

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And it wouldn't be able to go more than a mile without being rebuilt.

 

[Lawless]

If ev’s were really competitive, they would be a shoo in for races like the 12 hours of Sebring and the 24 hours of Le Mans. But alas, quick acceleration doth not make a truly competitive vehicle. If it were so, Top Fuel Dragsters would win every motor vehicle race of every kind, everywhere.

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“If 20v battery tools were really competitive they could be used non-stop for 24 hours like my corded saw”

See the sillyness?

No one with a brain thinks EVs can replace ICE today. That said, I would own a Tesla if the cost was more reasonable because it would be perfect for my needs/commute and cost so little to operate.

Make no mistake, no one who knows me in the real world thinks I’m against gasoline. I have built many project vehs, raced many years and was an ASE Master/GM certified Master for 20 years and then a Snapon dealer.

I don’t get all the hate. I guess the automobile probably was hated by folks who loved horses. EV fills a niche. Yes the treehuggers/government pushing them is annoying AF, I get it …. but having options to have what you want is never a bad thing.

BTW I effing love battery tools…

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[EddieNFL]

Said the guy that never drove a Tesla

My nephew’s, if that counts. Fast. Once the technology (and quality) improves, I’ll be interested.

 

[Maser]

The fuck happened here?!

 

[timesublime]

The fuck happened here?!

Looks like LPG being filled.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

They have to rename it the 3 1/2 hours of LEMans

Got an awesome '24 Bentley in the shop right now that would beat any EV in LeMans.

Damn, nothing like driving an early 3L at speed.

And over 24 hours, this 100-year-old-car would beat ANY EV in LeMans. Oh and you'd look like a stud driving it.

Just 'sayin.

Sirhr

 

[LeftyJason]

Got an awesome '24 Bentley in the shop right now that would beat any EV in LeMans.

Damn, nothing like driving an early 3L at speed.

And over 24 hours, this 100-year-old-car would beat ANY EV in LeMans. Oh and you'd look like a stud driving it.

Just 'sayin.

Sirhr

Pics?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pics?

Coming...

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

If ev’s were really competitive, they would be a shoo in for races like the 12 hours of Sebring and the 24 hours of Le Mans. But alas, quick acceleration doth not make a truly competitive vehicle. If it were so, Top Fuel Dragsters would win every motor vehicle race of every kind, everywhere.

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Wait, what?

Pikes Peak International Hill Climb - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Unlimited​

Anything goes[tone] in the Unlimited Division as long as it passes safety inspection and meets the PPIHC's general rules. The Unlimited Division features the most exotic vehicles, most of them built specifically for this race. These race cars have the best chance of setting a new overall race record. In 2018, Romain Dumas set a new record of 7 minutes 57.148 seconds in the all-electric Volkswagen I.D. R Pikes Peak, beating Sébastien Loeb's previous record by over 15 seconds.[30]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

F1 uses a hybrid as well.

Explained: What are Formula 1's current power unit engine rules?

F1's hybrid power units are the most advanced engines in the world, boasting astonishing levels of efficiency and power output.

www.planetf1.com

Formula 1’s current engine regulations dictate that each team must be powered by a four-stroke 1.6 litre V6 engine, which includes a turbocharger and hybrid electric ancillaries, and sees a maximum permitted RPM of 15,000.