Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Modoc]

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[UKDslayer]

I had freakishly high HDL for years, remember my primary doctor telling me I will never die from a heart attack. Turns out that's an often dysfunctional HDL. Better off with higher LDL or balance of the two.

 

[kl3309]

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[kl3309]

How many of you sleep with a camera facing you?

It's not there for the sleepin'.

 

[Maser]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[DuneBoer]

HAPPY CHE DAY!!!!

 

[JimTN]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Meanwhile, at the Academy...

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

HAPPY CHE DAY!!!!


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Let's give him a big hand!!!

Sirhr

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[TexPatriot]

HAPPY CHE DAY!!!!


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Fucker skipped arm day.

 

[Animal357]

and stupid enough to post it on the internet.... lol

 

[Maser]

Yeah, calling fake on that one.

 

[Downtown]

and stupid enough to post it on the internet.... lol

Well, I'll bet it's the wife that posted it. Not Chad.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Glowworm]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[kl3309]

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I wasn't lookin' to marry her.

 

[cas6969]

and stupid enough to post it on the internet.... lol

You mean besides being fake and the bad acting?
(and the board stayed stuck to the tire all the way down the road? The internet sucks)

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[PolarisBreach]

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Good thing I already got a sister

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Good thing I already got a sister

Is this available?

Sirhr

 

[JimTN]

 

[JimTN]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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c. Thanksgiving 1992... zipped a turkey neck into my Dockers at soon-to-be-ex-fiance's house in Buffalo.... Future ex Mother In Law walks in and has a conniption. Future ex-fiancee thinks it's hilarious... Future ex father-in-law almost had an infarction laughing.

But, hey... one way or another... didn't end well! ;-)

Sirhr

 

[The D]

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My young sons have entered the phase where they laugh about the words poop and butt. My wife has asked when they grow out of this phase… She didn’t like my answer

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My young sons have entered the phase where they laugh about the words poop and butt. My wife has asked when they grow out of this phase… She didn’t like my answer

My guess is that they will both be applying for the Parris Island school of manners and manliness?

Sirhr

 

[GBMaryland]

Meanwhile, at the Academy...

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Sirhr

I shoot her if she looked like she was holding some dude’s balls…. That’s a crime.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I shoot her if she looked like she was holding some dude’s balls…. That’s a crime.

She was a collaborator...

Stockholm Syndrome or shit like that. Shoot the bitch.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Any of you soul-scrubbers confirm this?

 

[MrSmith]

My young sons have entered the phase where they laugh about the words poop and butt. My wife has asked when they grow out of this phase… She didn’t like my answer

Whenever you say "poop" your lips imitate the motions of your asshole when you actually do poop.

The human body does amazing things.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[MrSmith]

Whenever you say "poop" your lips imitate the motions of your asshole when you actually do poop.

The human body does amazing things.

Thank you,
MrSmith

You tried it, didn't you?

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Gee Kay]

How many of you sleep with a camera facing you?

only memers

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Lange Carabine]

Any of you soul-scrubbers confirm this?

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The "woman", a.k.a. The Whore of Babylon, is not an actual person but rather an evil world system, controlled by the anti-christ in the last days ( 2nd half of the tribulation) before the return of Jesus.
Not what you wanted to hear, is it?

 

[Marinevet1]

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It ain't stupid if it works.............

 

[Gee Kay]