Then, wait till he finds out motorcycles attract chicksGet him hooked on motorcycles..... He will never have enough money for drugs....or other vices
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No, no, no!Get him hooked on motorcycles..... He will never have enough money for drugs....or other vices
Saw this today. Not the hearse used for the funeral I was at today.
Its a 2023 built on a Chevy frame. Modeled off of a 1926 according to the driver. Says it sucks above 65mph and is terrible to back.
Its a 2023 built on a Chevy frame. Modeled off of a 1926 according to the driver. Says it sucks above 65mph and is terrible to back.
Get rid of Mike Johnson and make Jesse Lee Peterson the new speaker!
In a word......
That would be......
Amazin!
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce the problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
S: #2 Propeller seepage normal – #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to a more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re for
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics
And the best one for last.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
I spent six months on Southern Watch with an F15 squadron. One of my guys radios and asked me to meet him at tail number xx-xxx. I get there and the pilot says he won’t fly unless we change out a couple of his 120s because the radomes are stained. I explain this is not a defect per tech order. He is adamant because, “When I was in Alaska, they were always snow white.” I told him he could fly without those two or pray for snow and drove off. Next day his sq commander comes around, asked to see the TO. After reviewing and asking a couple questions, he thanked me and left.
Probably the funniest exchange I ever saw involved my boss and a QA puke. We were prepping something I no longer recall to deploy. QA comes around and watches for a while, looks through the TO and generally acts like a fag. I see him pick up a can of spray paint, make a few notes and walk out. Couple days later, my boss shows me a write-up. Seems the black paint we used was not the mil-spec listed in the TO. He answered it, “We used what base supply had available. After monitoring for 24 hours, surfaces painted showed no adverse reactions. Nomenclature, NSN and other pertinent information clearly discernible. I stand ready to accept full responsibility for any failure to function caused by said paint.”
Not fall foliage… they sky over Ludlow, Mass yesterday at dawn.
Walton Douglas, our fifth grandchild, took his first breath a couple hours ago. 12 hours labor for mom, but both are doing great. 7 lbs 12 ozs, two weeks early.
Bought this for my grandson in August when he was 2 months old. Dumped the K-Mart scope and put on a 3-10 Bushnell. CZ-452.
It'll get this party started.
It'll get this party started.
In the safe. I have one each for his older sister and brother. Already equipped the two older grandkids.
My plan exactlyGet him hooked on motorcycles..... He will never have enough money for drugs....or other vices
Finally a definitive answer to the 9mm vs 45ACP argument.
If I ever was going to live in a secluded little place in the mountains, St. Elmo would be IT!
But Alas, I wonder if I will ever see it again.
But Alas, I wonder if I will ever see it again.
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