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How to tell everyone you're a drug virgin without telling them you're a drug virgin.
"Have you guys ever tried the phenylcyclohexyl piperidine?"
I knew already how to spell methaqualone and was too lazy to look up how to spell quaylood or however it's spelled.
That's the Front Runner. Sad that fool is in my neck of the woods. About 8ish miles from me in Layton.
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Is it just me or does everyone here seem to be in a foul mood today?
It's running very well. Had one FTE that I'll chalk up to ammo that even one of our Glocks choked on (note, don't buy S&B 9mm), other than that it's been flawless. Going to range tomorrow with the can to zero for 147gr sub HPs.
Kinda hard to read.
Thomas H Dixon
Born
in Shelby Co Indiana
April 11, 1841
Killed by the Indians at
Steins Mountain Grant Co Ogn (Oregon)
June 24 1878
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Your first post.
The assumption you are making is that I “want to set boundaries,” which is a direct quote. You’re also assuming I’ve set boundaries. I bolded both statements so you can see what I’m referencing.
And the reason I think you are making an assumption is that I didn’t say anything about setting boundaries. That probably would have sounded something like “Holy shit, that fox I’ve been feeding came up on the deck, I better set some boundaries!”
See how that works? In the example I used the term “boundaries,” but in my original post I didn’t.
Saying I’m not a fan of the fox on the deck is akin to me saying I’m not a fan of the squirrels in the bird feeder. I don’t want squirrels in my feeder either but I’m not going to set boundaries.
I haven’t set boundaries and I don’t want to. If the fox wants to come in the house and make a sandwich I’ll probably draw a line at that point, especially if he doesn’t put the mayo back in the fridge. I hate that.
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I’m in a great mood. My wife gave me a motivational sticker today. She said it would help remind me to lift the lid when I pee. I’m gleaming with pride!
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Does she live at Popeye’s?
Rules and stuff:
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Rules and stuff:
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Had a bike similar to this, throttle right handlebar, no front brake, foot brake on the right, clutch on the left foot. Coming to a stop, you press the clutch with your left foot and shift to neutral, apply the brake with your right foot and balance with your left foot when you come to a stop. Sounds easy, right! Not if you are on an uphill stop.... Ask me how I know.... .
I haven't used the C word or the F bomb a single time today.
My truck is in the shop for the next several weeks being made "bulletproof".
I have bronchitis and they buried my uncle yesterday in Smithfield, who was a modern day Jerimiah Johnson.
Hell, I would say all things condidered...
I am in a pretty good mood.
I had to look that up because I assumed it was AI...
It's not!
Holy heck, that is beautiful! Those old John Player Special Lotus F1 cars were gorgeous!!!
That bike is amazing!
Sirhr
PS. Merely $137K.
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Careful, may contain muts!
Its just the married ones......Its that one day of the year society tells them they have to pretend to like their wife!
Had an old Harley a little over 4 decades ago..........foot clutch, hand shift and only a rear brake is no joke at a stop sign on a hill.............Had a bike similar to this, throttle right handlebar, no front brake, foot brake on the right, clutch on the left foot. Coming to a stop, you press the clutch with your left foot and shift to neutral, apply the brake with your right foot and balance with your left foot when you come to a stop. Sounds easy, right! Not if you are on an uphill stop.... Ask me how I know.... .
I absolutely detested interacting with daywalkers when I worked 3rd shift
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