Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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"I don't think they made it loud enough, sir."
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(The rifle here is a Denel NTW-20, a bolt-action 20mm antimateriel rifle designed and produced in South Africa. This one's in the hands of the UAE military. Requires two people to transport it, one with the receiver/body and the other with the barrel. Its smaller-calibre (14.5mm) brother was the inspiration for the sniper rifle in the Halo series of video games albeit in a semi-automatic system instead of the real-life bolt-action and with a more traditional ventral magazine placement instead of a horizontal as in the real gun.)
 
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I got to talk to the principal several times about being honest.

Like when a teacher said she was big boned.
i said it was scientifically impossible and it was probably the 3 sodas she drank daily....

i was in the 5th grade.

I also taught the class about masturbation. I read a book, then told them about it.
i got a 3 day vacation for that in the 7th grade.

my parents took it in stride.