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A man was riding his Harley along highway 1, in Vancouver when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish”.
The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Vancouver Island so I can ride over anytime I want’.
The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside; what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help; and how I can make a woman truly happy”.
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Vancouver Island so I can ride over anytime I want’.
The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside; what she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help; and how I can make a woman truly happy”.
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
Except for that last one...
There will eventually be a reset. But it's not going to be the one that Bill Gates and Angela Merkel and George Soros think it will be.
Communism is on the ash heap of history for a reason. If SHTF, the few true believer socialists will disappear fast from the face of the earth. The enemy is tiny. But speaks with a loud voice. Remember that.
Surgeons will win the reset. Not those swinging bludgeons.
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I wish I could say better, but my neuropathy has actually increased and now I have arm and hand tremors. Hopefully it's just withdrawals from chemo drugs and Neulasta. I start radiation on the 4th and I'm praying it won't be a new kind of hell.
On a brighter note, I was surrounded by loving children, grandchildren and great grandchildren for Christmas and God is still on the throne. I shot the suppressed 22lr behind the barn today, and even with tremors, I think I could hit an elephant at 50 yards.
Have you taken Gabapentin for the neuropathy?I wish I could say better, but my neuropathy has actually increased and now I have arm and hand tremors. Hopefully it's just withdrawals from chemo drugs and Neulasta. I start radiation on the 4th and I'm praying it won't be a new kind of hell.
On a brighter note, I was surrounded by loving children, grandchildren and great grandchildren for Christmas and God is still on the throne. I shot the suppressed 22lr behind the barn today, and even with tremors, I think I could hit an elephant at 50 yards.
I wish I could say better, but my neuropathy has actually increased and now I have arm and hand tremors. Hopefully it's just withdrawals from chemo drugs and Neulasta. I start radiation on the 4th and I'm praying it won't be a new kind of hell.
On a brighter note, I was surrounded by loving children, grandchildren and great grandchildren for Christmas and God is still on the throne. I shot the suppressed 22lr behind the barn today, and even with tremors, I think I could hit an elephant at 50 yards.
Call the heme/onc office and ask the nurse about the neuropathy.
They may have answers.
Or like Lawless suggested, maybe something to help.
I will make one of those - out of wood (because that is what I do).
I'll be talking to them this week. I'm honestly reluctant to take any more drugs; I've been taking so many different ones for the last few months and each one seems to cause some new problem. I may set the world record for getting every side effect for every drug taken.
@Lawless No I haven't tried it.
I personally am not a fan of more drugs.
BUT, they can give you some ideas of a timeline for improvement or treatment.
Sometimes meds are necessary and I am certainly understanding of your want to be free of them. Especially after the last few months.
BUT, they can give you some ideas of a timeline for improvement or treatment.
Sometimes meds are necessary and I am certainly understanding of your want to be free of them. Especially after the last few months.
It is a very safe drug for neuropathy, nerve issues like sciatica and the like. I take it when my sciatic nerve is trying to kick my rear and it calms it like nothing else.I'll be talking to them this week. I'm honestly reluctant to take any more drugs; I've been taking so many different ones for the last few months and each one seems to cause some new problem. I may set the world record for getting every side effect for every drug taken.
@Lawless No I haven't tried it.
Some people don't tolerate it well but most do.
So I’m not freeloading....
My daughter got me a Razorock Barber Pole razor handle for my Wunderbar slant razor. This is a super nice hunk of stainless!
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