Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

When I was in school, had a cardiac surgeon during my OR rotation who’s case turned from a 4 hr case to a 8.5 hr case (ended up needing a full aortic arch replaced, no “prefits” back then) offer $100 cash to hold a urinal for him......
(I didnt and he didnt piss himself, but he ran to the bathroom when it was over)

Turned out we hung out and had drinks a couple times after that (no man love, just having a drink)
He was a good guy and always teaching. Even after a couple of whiskies.

I woulda taken dat hondo and dried his little peepee off too.

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I hiked 10 miles today. Anyone else getting out?

I was in my shop running 13 new lights, boxes and new wiring for it all. I wish I’d been in the woods though.

 

[ubettcha]

 

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[ubettcha]

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Just finished the flagpole today.

Not cool

 

[KyleW]

Not cool

I love my God and my country, not sure what's not cool about that.

 

[ubettcha]

Flag protocol is US flag is top of all flagpoles in this country

U.S. Flag Code: Etiquette, Rules, and Guidelines

Flag etiquette, rules, and guidelines regarding the display and care of the American Flag, as advised by U.S. Flag Code. By The Old Farmer's Almanac.

www.almanac.com

 

[KyleW]

Flag protocol is US flag is top of all flagpoles in this country

U.S. Flag Code: Etiquette, Rules, and Guidelines

Flag etiquette, rules, and guidelines regarding the display and care of the American Flag, as advised by U.S. Flag Code. By The Old Farmer's Almanac.

www.almanac.com

That is just that, a code not an enforceable law. God comes before country, at least he should. That's exactly why we're in the state that we are in. Too many people put God second and not first.

 

[ubettcha]

That is just that, a code not an enforceable law. God comes before country, at least he should. That's exactly why we're in the state that we are in. Too many people put God second and not first.

go be an asshole somewhere else then

 

[KyleW]

go be an asshole somewhere else then

Wow. I display my faith in God and pride for my country, and you resort to name calling but yet I'am the asshole.

 

[mike278]

Flag protocol is US flag is top of all flagpoles in this country

U.S. Flag Code: Etiquette, Rules, and Guidelines

Flag etiquette, rules, and guidelines regarding the display and care of the American Flag, as advised by U.S. Flag Code. By The Old Farmer's Almanac.

www.almanac.com

I don't want to turn this into a political thread, because there is too much of that everywhere else. That being said, the Flag represents the Constitution, which doesn't grant us our rights, but merely enshrines them. Our rights are granted by our Creator. If the State is given a higher priority than God, then our Constitution and our State will not be long for this world.

 

[Sgt47]

Strange sunrise this morning.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Slash0311]

Wow. I display my faith in God and pride for my country, and you resort to name calling but yet I'am the asshole.

The flag represents something of man. And that applies to both in your photo. The one on top in your pic is one man made and says it represents God. The Stars and Stripes represent our country. A lot of us here have fought for this country and that flag. Regardless of where each of us place God, putting anything above the US flag is disrespectful. Not only to our country but to each of us..

But whatever.

 

[BullGear]

I agree. I am a devote Christian but the United States flag should always fly as the highest flag on the pole. No doubt.

 

[Aries256]

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Just finished the flagpole today.

Put that American flag on top dammit.

 

[Aries256]

I love my God and my country, not sure what's not cool about that.

The American flag is supposed to be on top of any other flags.

 

[brianf]

And this fellas is why the democrats kick republicans ass every time they get in the ring.

your all arguing over what’s more important god or country, like every conservative has for the last 20-30 years, which then shows division in the ranks.

the dems are out knocking on doors getting people to sign petitions and mail in votes and stealing elections.

 

[Aries256]

And this fellas is why the democrats kick republicans ass every time they get in the ring.

your all arguing over what’s more important god or country, like every conservative has for the last 20-30 years, which then shows division in the ranks.

the dems are out knocking on doors getting people to sign petitions and mail in votes and stealing elections.

The problem is we have gop elected officials who are turncoat traitors, spineless, and self serving parasites, who bend over for dem demands.

 

[7.62willdo]

I don't want to turn this into a political thread, because there is too much of that everywhere else. That being said, the Flag represents the Constitution, which doesn't grant us our rights, but merely enshrines them. Our rights are granted by our Creator. If the State is given a higher priority than God, then our Constitution and our State will not be long for this world.

History shows us that often times without a country/constitution to protect those rights given by god they often don’t exist.........
That being said fly your flags how you wish while you still can.....

 

[Lawless]

The problem is we have gop elected officials who are turncoat traitors, spineless, and self serving parasites, who bend over for dem demands.

I just changed my voter registration to “not affiliated”, I’m over spineless coward GOP

 

[Son of Dorn]

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[Ravenworks]

Bored at lunchtime in a company truck

 

[Ravenworks]

Big Fat Cocks place

 

[Simia Dei]

Took some off the tree before the birds got stuck in.

 

[BullGear]

Took some off the tree before the birds got stuck in.

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You have some VERY SMALL HANDS......

 

[ktjones1212]

Took some off the tree before the birds got stuck in.

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And I assume you do not have small hands?

 

[Simia Dei]

And I assume you do not have small hands?

I’m an average sized gentleman with average sized features. However, since you’ve asked, I bench 275 and have extensive concreting experience.

 

[LeftyJason]

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They got smaller 'packages' over the 71 years.

 

[Tazman308]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[RPN]

A couple from Friday evening.

Chilling with the dog.

 

[ZY100]

That's a Queenslander....right mate?

 

[Simia Dei]

That's a Queenslander....right mate?

Yeah mate

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[Ravenworks]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Jscb1b]

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Mikhail said something about drunk monkeys and ak47.

 

[Mr.BR]

Keeping ahead of the censorship mafia.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]