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The problem is that there are too many companies still bowing down to the covid narrative by requiring masks, testing, and some still require the clotshot. Until the government and their media cohorts shut off the fearmongering, individuals like myself will not re-enter the workforce.

You want normal? Shut off all the stupid BS fearmongering in the workforce and people will be lined up to go back to work.
 

That's awesome... I sent the link to a friend who is a Quattro GT Fanatic. Had one new in the '80s. Wants it back.

Outside of modern Dakar... I can't imagine better drivers in the world... except maybe some of the late '20's to late '30's drivers who took the Bentleys, the Silver Arrows and the Alfa's to amazing limits.

Balls. Not sure cars can be designed to carry the big ones...

Sirhr
 
The problem is that there are too many companies still bowing down to the covid narrative by requiring masks, testing, and some still require the clotshot. Until the government and their media cohorts shut off the fearmongering, individuals like myself will not re-enter the workforce.

You want normal? Shut off all the stupid BS fearmongering in the workforce and people will be lined up to go back to work.

Technical question:

I keep hitting the "Like" button about 18 kabillion times, but it only shows I liked it once.

How can I show that I "Like" this a whole bunch?
 
That's awesome... I sent the link to a friend who is a Quattro GT Fanatic. Had one new in the '80s. Wants it back.

Outside of modern Dakar... I can't imagine better drivers in the world... except maybe some of the late '20's to late '30's drivers who took the Bentleys, the Silver Arrows and the Alfa's to amazing limits.

Balls. Not sure cars can be designed to carry the big ones...

Sirhr

Takes balls you say!

One of the best (and one of my favourite) rally drivers:

Pikes Peak Hill Climb 1985 - Michèle Mouton / Audi Sport Quattro S1 Record Run:



Michèle Mouton - Tribute:



Michele Mouton hurls Group B Audi Quattro S2 up Goodwood hill:


I wished Michele Mouton had won the world rally drivers championship, however, she was second (that was the year her father died). Not just a great female rally driver, but one of the best rally drivers!
 
Takes balls you say!

One of the best (and one of my favourite) rally drivers:

Pikes Peak Hill Climb 1985 - Michèle Mouton / Audi Sport Quattro S1 Record Run:



Michèle Mouton - Tribute:



Michele Mouton hurls Group B Audi Quattro S2 up Goodwood hill:


I wished Michele Mouton had won the world rally drivers championship, however, she was second (that was the year her father died). Not just a great female rally driver, but one of the best rally drivers!

You can have balls and be a woman...


I can send links to 100 more.

Cool video and thanks for posting! Was not aware of the women Group B competitors. Wow!

Sirhr
 
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Sabine Schmitz, great driver shame cancer got her.


She was on Top Gear, right?

Gorgeous lady!

I'd have crawled nekkid through 5 miles of broken glass in 120 degree weather and under mortar fire just to sniff the hubcaps of the laundry truck that took her driving suit to the drycleaners.

Love those Rhineland women... French Passion, German precision. Bet she was a handful in the sack!

Sirhr
 
She was on Top Gear, right?

Gorgeous lady!

I'd have crawled nekkid through 5 miles of broken glass in 120 degree weather and under mortar fire just to sniff the hubcaps of the laundry truck that took her driving suit to the drycleaners.

Love those Rhineland women... French Passion, German precision. Bet she was a handful in the sack!

Sirhr

She became well known in the UK due to Top Gear, however, she famous in Germany for wining the 24 Hours Nürburgring (I think the only female to win outright).
 
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I read somewhere that the German Audi mechanics called Michelle Mouton "Schoner swartze vulkan", or beautiful black volcano. Sounds like she was quite "passionate" about her efforts LOL
 
I've said for years that Rally/WRC drivers are the best in the world. They run on multiple types of surfaces, sometimes that occurs in the same stage, no water barriers or gravel traps to catch them if they get it wrong, fans lining the course, etc. They are on a whole other level in my humble opinion.


some of those 'roads' looked like bike paths.. crazy...
 
Elderly couple texting:

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
 

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