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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Gentlemen, I come to you in a time of great need. I feel very inadequate now. I’d like to take up the problem with family and friends but I’m afraid they’ll laugh at me while I’m down.
A few months ago, I met a beautiful Irish red head. She’s got everything a man could hope for. Those luscious lips, a figure that causes cars to smash into each other and a set of legs to die for.
We met in a night club shared a few drinks and dances. The next thing I know we’re madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. She’s a permanent fixture in my house now.
She cooks and cleans to keep up with her share of the responsibilities. She’s the perfect mate.
Well, she’s almost perfect. A few weeks ago, she started going out until late in the evening. She tells me that she’s just going out with her girlfriends.
She’s very secretive with her smart phone when it comes to texting and calls. When it rings in her purse, she is very careful to keep me from seeing who the call or text is from. When she does get a call, she goes in the bathroom to take it.
I put my ear to the door, but she leaves the water running and the vent fan on to muffle her conversations. I can’t hear or understand anything that’s said.
When we go out, she is in a hurry to eat, finish her drink and meet up with her girlfriends. Then I always pick up the tab and go home alone.
Yesterday, in the wee hours of the morning, my suspicions were confirmed. It was about 2:30 AM when a car pulls up outside. It’s parked in front of the house with the engine running for about 10 minutes.
To get a better look I go outside and hide behind the boat.
She gets out of the car and gives the guy that she’s with a long passionate kiss through the window. He drives off then I watch her take her panties out of her purse. She slips them on underneath her dress.
Just as she’s walking up the steps to the doorway, I notice a crack in the bracket holding the outboard motor.
So, my question is can that crack be welded or should I buy an entirely new bracket for the motor?
A few months ago, I met a beautiful Irish red head. She’s got everything a man could hope for. Those luscious lips, a figure that causes cars to smash into each other and a set of legs to die for.
We met in a night club shared a few drinks and dances. The next thing I know we’re madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. She’s a permanent fixture in my house now.
She cooks and cleans to keep up with her share of the responsibilities. She’s the perfect mate.
Well, she’s almost perfect. A few weeks ago, she started going out until late in the evening. She tells me that she’s just going out with her girlfriends.
She’s very secretive with her smart phone when it comes to texting and calls. When it rings in her purse, she is very careful to keep me from seeing who the call or text is from. When she does get a call, she goes in the bathroom to take it.
I put my ear to the door, but she leaves the water running and the vent fan on to muffle her conversations. I can’t hear or understand anything that’s said.
When we go out, she is in a hurry to eat, finish her drink and meet up with her girlfriends. Then I always pick up the tab and go home alone.
Yesterday, in the wee hours of the morning, my suspicions were confirmed. It was about 2:30 AM when a car pulls up outside. It’s parked in front of the house with the engine running for about 10 minutes.
To get a better look I go outside and hide behind the boat.
She gets out of the car and gives the guy that she’s with a long passionate kiss through the window. He drives off then I watch her take her panties out of her purse. She slips them on underneath her dress.
Just as she’s walking up the steps to the doorway, I notice a crack in the bracket holding the outboard motor.
So, my question is can that crack be welded or should I buy an entirely new bracket for the motor?
Maybe its the same thing that keeps "ice cream" from melting? I thought Dasani had that "fetal cell line" product in it as well. I hate that, because I really do like this water.
They would have to double up on the size of the support equipment to handle the massive weights involved with today's kids.
Oh, who am I trying to kid.
You'd NEVER get young people to exercise like that now.
I don't even think most people at basic training could do those exercises.
In grade school we all worked to get the "President's Fitness Award", or something like that. I seriously doubt they have anything like that now.
My daughter was awarded an army achievement medal for top female physical performance at BCT, and she beat most of the guys as well. She is not "butch", she's been doing tough-mudder type events since middle school, won her first in her class, lettered in 7 different sports in high school.
,. but, yeah, the majority of kids her age and those in the army are soft.
She scored highest in marksmanship as well. We compete @ 100yds with iron sights.
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truck 5350 snow was down around 8300-8500
Yeah Montanas fuckin cold east of Missoula.
I've driven fom North Idaho to Deer Lodge and gone from 50 degree October greatness to 10 degree blowing shit storm in a matter of hours.
Salts. It's always salts. "enhances flavor"
DASANI is a bottled water that s designed to make a difference. This is hydration redefined. Ingredients Purified Water, Magnesium Sulfate (Minerals Added for Taste), Potassium Chloride (Minerals Added for Taste), Salt (Minerals Added for Taste).
I like how people think the government controls the ingredients of bottled water, but only one brand of many from Coca-Cola bottling. We are surrounded by idiots who think they are smarter than the rest of us.
Yes salt water has a different freezing point than fresh. Iceberg in the ocean.
