Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Longshot231]

Lots to unpack in that one picture.....

I'm liking her talent.

What mega church do they run?

I was going to say something but decided not to. Then you commented. So I cannot be silent.

In the interest of full disclosure, I am NOT a cat lover. However, this is the first time I have ever felt sorry for a cat.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Is that why you were carrying it around?

In the interest of full disclosure, I am NOT a cat lover. However, this is the first time I have ever felt sorry for a cat.

 

[EddieNFL]

Lots to unpack in that one picture.....

I'm liking her talent.

What mega church do they run?

I see a lady walking her dog most mornings. First time I saw her I noticed her wearing some type of "front" pack. After several sightings I noticed it appeared clear and begin to make an effort to see what was inside...you guess it, a cat. I had to stop the car and rolled down the window to look. When I realized what it was, I broke out laughing. She looked appalled and the wife was beating on my right shoulder telling me to shutup and drive.

 

[Conaso]

Have either of you thought that the cat may have been an "emotional support/service animal" or a "security/protection animal?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Have either of you thought that the cat may have been an "emotional support/service animal" or a "security/protection animal?

If someone needs to do that to a puddy tat for their emotional support, they should be gassed…

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Saw a fella in the Tyler TX Walmart with a single shoulder sling lookin bag and a small dog in it across his front.
Dog was cradled and not all sprawled like that cat, prolly comfortable for the dog.

Weird as crap and I certainly did laugh out loud.
My GF is a long time ER nurse and just laughed and uttered a loud WTF vs getting after me.

My phone was at my buddies place or I would have a pic.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

From the same minds who thought Project Orion was a good idea…

 

[philly1010]

I don't know what is funnier, the home made feline birthing harness for men or the angry deep throat action going on with his wife.

 

[EddieNFL]

Have either of you thought that the cat may have been an "emotional support/service animal" or a "security/protection animal?

Hmmm. Nope, not even once.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Now that’s a marriage

 

[Longshot231]

From the same minds who thought Project Orion was a good idea…

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That’s how a 747 gives birth.

 

[Mike Casselton]

From the same minds who thought Project Orion was a good idea…

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With as much fuel as those bastards (F-15s) leak, the entire project would have burned down before it got off the ground

 

[MrBlond]

LOL. Last time I checked a car did not grow on a tree in the forest. People got together and found the resources and made it.

You assume “resources” are finite and shrinking when they are not. They are created by people working hard to make them.

We do not live in a hunter gatherer world and have not for several thousand years.

The resources on this planet are finite. Important metals suck as Palladium, Iridium, Platinum and Tellerium are exceptionally rare. Run out before we can mine in space and we will be forced back to the Middle Ages with no chance of recovery.

 

[eflyguy]

I see a lady walking her dog most mornings. First time I saw her I noticed her wearing some type of "front" pack. After several sightings I noticed it appeared clear and begin to make an effort to see what was inside...you guess it, a cat. I had to stop the car and rolled down the window to look. When I realized what it was, I broke out laughing. She looked appalled and the wife was beating on my right shoulder telling me to shutup and drive.

My daughter has one of those for their cat in Hawaii.

I have no further comment.

 

[37L1]

The resources on this planet are finite. Important metals suck as Palladium, Iridium, Platinum and Tellerium are exceptionally rare. Run out before we can mine in space and we will be forced back to the Middle Ages with no chance of recovery.

Based on your posting history you are already there.

 

[MrBlond]

Based on your posting history you are already there.

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Kanye Releases Brand New Album 'My Struggle'

AUSTIN, TX — Amid a storm of controversy over recent antisemitic comments and remarks praising Hitler, Ye West has announced the release of his brand-new album My Struggle.

babylonbee.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Chuck Norris comes out of Closet...

Chuck Norris Comes Out Of Closet As Even More Of A Man

DALLAS, TX—In an explosive interview, Chuck Norris has come out of the closet, finally revealing to the world that he is even manlier than everyone originally thought.

babylonbee.com

Sirhr

 

[Maser]

 

[37L1]

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

Nice, canned retort. Please allow me to reply.

You know nothing, Mr. Blond, and continue to prove it, fact.

Did that hurt your feelings?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The most ridiculously British thing I've ever seen...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[UKDslayer]

'Reckless Driver' Turns Out to be Dog Behind Wheel Who Crashed Into Two Cars in Texas Walmart Parking Lot

A ‘reckless driver’ responsible for crashing into two cars in a Texas Walmart parking lot turned out to be a dog. According to the Kilgore Police Department one of the victims of the crash “saw the suspect barreling down on him but couldn’t get out of the way.” “He was shocked to see the driver…

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[Lawless]

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[quietmike]

The resources on this planet are finite. Important metals suck as Palladium, Iridium, Platinum and Tellerium are exceptionally rare. Run out before we can mine in space and we will be forced back to the Middle Ages with no chance of recovery.

Someone doesn't understand the first law of thermodynamics.

 

[Laseredge]

Elk herd through the hood this AM.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Elk herd through the hood this AM.

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As soon as I read this I thought " this guy lives in Estes Park" then I hovered over your username.

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Someone doesn't understand the first law of thermodynamics.

It seems a common theme among the eco-nazi.

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[Dough300]

 

[Dough300]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Reindeer games!!

Elk herd through the hood this AM.

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[cas6969]

 

[762 ULTRAMAGA]

 

[MJF]

 

[Cowpokey]

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Fuck I miss pheasant hunting.