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Join the contest SubscribeSorry guess I was a little surprised that @Lawless posts a bunch of anti Semitic bigoted shit on here then gets offended by a PG-13 (non nudity) dirty joke.
You people are funny
If you pan the camera to the right just a bit. I'd bet that it would look like a dick on it's face.
Don't know if it is the 12 year old in me or the Marine
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
Shouldn't that hammer be down?
Looks like his long lost kin!Eddie Manetti agrees with Roscoe.
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Haven't seen many female cats missing part of an ear, frostbite?
We had cats on the farm growing up, they never came in the house. Used to shoot sparrows with my BB gun and toss them to the cats for a treat.
Haven't had a cat since, lucky for me my wife is really allergic to them...so as much as she would like to have one, we can't.
We're dog people, have six of the mongrels...all in the house. They can be a pain in the ass too, but only a fool would try to come in, when they won't let friends in the house that they know.
Yeah, that’s who I was talking to. Just a little lost in internet translationThat was Mr. Fatty Pants talking, not me.
I know they are the devil's spawn.
Yes it was!We lived at Edwards AFB, when my dad worked onthe X15 project. Their part of hte project was to adapt the wing and add the pylon to hold the X-15, and test it. Once that was accomplished, he transferred over the the B-58 when it was brought on base. Sonic booms all the time. Great time and place to be a kid.
When we had our farm, every living critter had a job. Don’t do the job, you’re fired. the cats did a great job keeping the vermin out of the barns. Appreciated. We had some great guard dogs and some that needed to be skinned, salted and shot, while alive. Did not expect our dogs to be deadly, but I expected them to let us know when intruders (two, four or no legged) were about. Bear was the best of all. he was as friendly as good be, when he knew you, he kept everything unwanted away, we had a coyote problem and he pretty much kept them at bay, come into the yard or farm talking shit or trying to cause trouble, he would not try to keep you in your car or truck….He BEGGED you to get out. The few who actually came into our yard when Bear was alive, stayed in their vehicle. Our then three year old son could get on his back and try to ride him like a horse. Bear would just turn around, give him a friendly lick and carry on. If there is a heaven for Dogs, Bear deserves the best of the best of accommodations.We had barn cats as well for a while, just this side of feral. Good for anti mice, also turn out to be good coyote food. Animals went away so did the cats.
When we had chickens, also roosters. Roosters are assholes as well, not unlike the cat in the video. You can go into the pen a million times and nothing, even eat out of your hand, but for some reason he will decide to attack you. You might be "easy" on him, he has a job. He is just an animal doing animal things. But then for some reason it starts to happen more and more often, I think they figure out they can attack you and nothing can happen, human projection of human traits on an animal so stupid it can live without its head....don't know. But it will never stop. So one day in he came at me and I just punted that little jerk as hard as I could. Thumped off the building and fence pretty hard, he laid there. Oh well dead, I have other roosters to do rooster jobs. Nope he got up, ran around the coop dragging his head next to him. The next day he was fine, but oddly enough he never attacked me again.
Funny how that works.