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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I'm not at liberty to say who this was, however.
Anytime an employee would show up with a new car motorcycle boat or any other type of equipment and park in the employee parking.
Someone, who shall remain unnamed would go to the mechanic shop fill a squirt bottle of engine oil in discreetly place a shot of oil underneath newly purchased vehicle.
 
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I'm from the West. We used mother fucking faucet screens! Critical with with dirty Mexican brown, especially after the leaf was gone and we'd grind up the stems and seeds. ;-)
Stop being a poor quit smoking that Mexican.
Get yourself hooked up with some hippie commune up in the Cascades that been around since the 50s.
You might be surprised at what a couple of loaves of store brought bread, eggs and bacon can buy.












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I'm not at liberty to say who this was, however.
Anytime an employee would show up with a new car motorcycle boat or any other type of equipment and park in the employee parking.
Someone, who shall remain unnamed would go to the mechanic shop fill a squirt bottle of engine oil in discreetly place a shot of oil underneath newly purchased vehicle.
We had a co-worker who liked to prank people, including pouring an ice cold drink on them. So, one time, someone did this very thing. Tie wraps or zip ties around the crank shaft. Driving away from work, he heard the noise. Got out, saw what it was, and hollered back at the rest of us how he was going to kick ass, etc.

Good luck with that. Even though I didn't do it, I was way taller and bigger than him, stronger than him, and a lot more experience in the chop-sockey department. Nothing came of that but it was good for a laugh and then he got along with people a bit better. Turns out that a bully needs a bit of correction, now and then.
 
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We had a co-worker who liked to prank people, including pouring an ice cold drink on them. So, one time, someone did this very thing. Tie wraps or zip ties around the crank shaft. Driving away from work, he heard the noise. Got out, saw what it was, and hollered back at the rest of us how he was going to kick ass, etc.

Good luck with that. Even though I didn't do it, I was way taller and bigger than him, stronger than him, and a lot more experience in the chop-sockey department. Nothing came of that but it was good for a laugh and then he got along with people a bit better. Turns out that a bully needs a bit of correction, now and then.
Sounds as if u might have worked with a asshole.
 
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Sounds like u worked with a asshole
Hard to tell us apart but a few like me had paperwork to prove my asshole status.

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This hangs above my end of the double recliner in our living room. If you walk in and wonder who the asshole is, look for the signage or wait for me to open my mouth.

edited to add: the friend who gave this to me as a Christmas present in 1999 signed with his name and AIC (Asshole In Charge.)
 
Hard to tell us apart but a few like me had paperwork to prove my asshole status.

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This hangs above my end of the double recliner in our living room. If you walk in and wonder who the asshole is, look for the signage or wait for me to open my mouth.

edited to add: the friend who gave this to me as a Christmas present in 1999 signed with his name and AIC (Asshole In Charge.)
Workplace awarded big wooden spoon.
Hung it behind the desk on the wall.
Awarded to the person who can stir the most shit.