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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
05/08/2023
Who Will Win?
If it is boxing, as much as I’d like to see him have his face caved it, Paul wins. He’s not a bad boxer. But, all MMA fighters seem to be poor boxers. And, Paul seems to have a way to pick boxing bouts he can win. But, if he’s dumb enough to get in the octagon with Diaz, I’m giving the fight to Nate.
 
Named Rocky. F-er haunted my dreams at grandpa and grandmas til I was like 7. Then I roped the bastard. He was still a dickhead, but I conquered my fear! Grandpa shot him after he attacked grandma. Gave me his spurs. Had em til I went to college.
 
Hard to tell us apart but a few like me had paperwork to prove my asshole status.

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This hangs above my end of the double recliner in our living room. If you walk in and wonder who the asshole is, look for the signage or wait for me to open my mouth.

edited to add: the friend who gave this to me as a Christmas present in 1999 signed with his name and AIC (Asshole In Charge.)

I have a birth certificate.
 
We had a co-worker who liked to prank people, including pouring an ice cold drink on them. So, one time, someone did this very thing. Tie wraps or zip ties around the crank shaft. Driving away from work, he heard the noise. Got out, saw what it was, and hollered back at the rest of us how he was going to kick ass, etc.

Good luck with that. Even though I didn't do it, I was way taller and bigger than him, stronger than him, and a lot more experience in the chop-sockey department. Nothing came of that but it was good for a laugh and then he got along with people a bit better. Turns out that a bully needs a bit of correction, now and then.
Tie wraps or zip ties around the crank shaft.
" . . . Tie wraps or zip ties around the crank shaft. . . . "
Wrapping Zip Ties around a crank shaft?

Now that is a dedicated prankster.
 
Stop being a poor quit smoking that Mexican.
Get yourself hooked up with some hippie commune up in the Cascades that been around since the 50s.
You might be surprised at what a couple of loaves of store brought bread, eggs and bacon can buy.

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That was literally over 45 years ago. Within a few years of that we were growing the finest sensi in Northern California and having days-long bud trimming parties. We often used hot knives for smoking that sweet seedless freight train. And with a proper propane torch and a cut glass Gallo jug, not some poor ass electric stove and plastic bottle. :)

I was 17 at the time.
 
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Roosters are ass holes pure and simple.

I had one that would flip between not paying any attn to me to trying to attack me every time I went into the pen. Finally he attacked me and I punted that little shit as hard as I could. He bounced off the house then hit the fence, he ran around the coop with his head dragging on the ground. Good, I will just grow another one. About an hour later he was just fine, and he never bothered me again.

Makes me think a great many people need to be kicked like a soccer ball.