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Okay. This is what happens when you pay no attention to TV or go to movie theaters. Leet me guess, teenagers were all gaga over this.
Well ya see, Eddie… vampires are repelled by garlic. And Twilight is a series of movie about millennial hipster vampires, whose fans are largely considered to be gay losers. So Garlic Coke that repels vampires is going to offend this snowflake generation of tranny-loving…. Oh never mind.
Coach, get me a beer. Not a bud light.
Sirhr
PS. on reflection probably the whole thing is a comedy Bridge Too Far. My bad.
Coach, get me a beer. Not a bud light.
Sirhr
PS. on reflection probably the whole thing is a comedy Bridge Too Far. My bad.
He had to replace the wheels. I'll let the tires slide.
Borrowed this from another forum and had to share. 
OLD WOMAN AND THE MULE
An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to."
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted to"
OLD WOMAN AND THE MULE
An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to."
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted to"
In case some folks do not understand, SS does this on purpose for the laughs.
He isn’t confusing actors
My parents, 49 years and 2 days after they first met. My dad showed up at her parents place to visit one of her brothers on his new at the time Norton. My brother and I pulled it out of storage and got it going last spring, still on the original tires too.
Kristian
16 April, 1945: UK and Canadian troops complete Operation Quick Anger, the liberation of the city of Arnhem.
German POWs escorted alongside a pair of Churchill Assault Vehicle Royal Engineers (AVRE) tanks:
German POWs escorted alongside a pair of Churchill Assault Vehicle Royal Engineers (AVRE) tanks:
I was in my 30's when that came out, and I was pretty impressed as well.
I would literally daily drive that, too!
Sirhr
I ask them “why are you coming through this door when you should be at home in the kitchen pregnant, barefoot and making sammiches.”
Present company excepted!
Sirhr
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