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[cas6969]

You do know that one good kick will prove that is no stronger with the long screws...right ?

I put them in like that a couple times a week, and it has nothing to do with strength.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

On the doors in the house I used 1/4" angle iron that is against the back of the door frame. Had to router a step in the trim to hide it. There is also a 1" metal tube the deadbolt slides into. Someone would have to try significantly harder to kick those doors in. Which I have always wondered why they try to kick a door in when a window is much easier to get through.

Yeah, right people wanna Cliff Claven it to death.
Doing anything is better than doing nothing.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Careful it will splode and catch on fire.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Hawks? Need to get your eyes checked.

 

[gigamortis]

More like flying trash pandas.
Ever been to Alaska, specifically anywhere near ocean shore ?
More bald eagles digging in dumpsters than you can imagine.
Yup, very dignified national symbol.

Exactly.

A while back, a buddy and myself were fishing some inshore saltwater and were watching a bald eagle sitting in a lone deadwood tree about 200 yards into the marsh grass. All of a sudden, it takes flight up to an unusually high altitude. It zeroed in on the tail end of the highest flying egret I have ever witnessed. Once the bald eagle got about 1/2 a bird away from the egret's tail feathers, the egret dropped a fish it was carrying. The eagle broke off pursuit of the egret and tucked in its wings to race down to the free falling fish. After 3 aerial attempts of grabbing the falling fish, the eagle grasped it and flew right back to the deadwood tree it started from and began to eat.

I told my buddy right there that no wonder this is our national bird. We just witnessed it fucking another hard working bird out of a day's pay.

 

[Lawless]

You do know that one good kick will prove that is no stronger with the long screws...right ?
I cannot come up with a viable number for all the broken front door frames I've replaced.....hundreds ?

Now if you lag screw in a 1/4" metal plate that's about 1 foot long to the adjacent 2x4 that covers the screw area , then yea, maybe.
Maybe.
The trouble is doug fir.....it's just not very strong.

A 3/4” steel plumbing nipple about 8” long fits a dead bolt bolt perfectly and I believe its a 1-1/8” bit needed to make the hole for the nipple into the studs. Careful placement is a given but I have done it several times.

y’all’s idea of the day.

 

[Ramius]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

A 3/4” steel plumbing nipple about 8” long fits a dead bolt bolt perfectly and I believe its a 1-1/8” bit needed to make the hole for the nipple into the studs. Careful placement is a given but I have done it several times.

y’all’s idea of the day.

Oscar Mayer Cotto Salami is delicious

 

[Lawless]

I think I’ve posted my Uncle’s little street car before.

He has 2 ‘68 Mustang bracket cars too.

 

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[SONIC SAAMI]

I think I’ve posted my Uncle’s little street car before.


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He has 2 ‘68 Mustang bracket cars too.

With the hood scoop left lane must've posed difficulties.

Ford 385 engine??​

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[babyguppy]

i'm seeing a pattern

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

With the hood scoop left lane must've posed difficulties.

Ford 385 engine??​

It’s a small windsor

 

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[mi650]

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[babyguppy]

 

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[MJF]

I just choked on my coffee I laughed so hard!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I took typing in the 9th grade. Only class in school I ever failed. You had to type 30wpm with no mistake to pass and I never did do it

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Modoc]

Oh the truth and agony!

 

[Lawless]

 

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[MrSmith]

I took typing in the 9th grade. Only class in school I ever failed. You had to type 30wpm with no mistake to pass and I never did do it

Mom repeatedly tried to get me to take typing. I still remember telling her "I'm going to have a secretary and won't have to do any typing".

What an maroon.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Lawless]

 

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[n2ishun]

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Cream cheese ?.......no
Mayonnaise ?.....gawd no.
Sour cream ?......urp, fuck no.

I'm out.
It does look to have smallish chunks of something in it......but the pork is raw at the moment of capture.
Fuck if I know.
Drywall mud ?

 

[Lawless]

 

[packratt]

A 3/4” steel plumbing nipple about 8” long fits a dead bolt bolt perfectly and I believe its a 1-1/8” bit needed to make the hole for the nipple into the studs. Careful placement is a given but I have done it several times.

y’all’s idea of the day.

Good one. I've done the 1x1 square tube before but it takes more work to retrofit . Think I'm gonna put the pipe into use.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[Gee Kay]