Probably cost my wife two bucks and she skipped the crap Italian food.
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The Genius of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work.
I want the grapple but I haven't been able to justify it...... Just yet,
He's still alive.Great comic.
Passed awhile ago.
Definition of dry humor.
He's still alive.
2bl BBD is perfect. It is the The zenith of carburetion Nirvana.Still needs more carbs.
Just saying.
You NEED the grapple, make it happenI want the grapple but I haven't been able to justify it...... Just yet,
If you have trees/timber/big brush on your place, a grapple will be the best $ you ever spent.I want the grapple but I haven't been able to justify it...... Just yet,
picked up a big reloading estate a few years ago and when we came in to pick the stuff,, the daughter had decided ot help us out and poured all the small boxes and bags of brass into one big box,
picked up a big reloading estate a few years ago and when we came in to pick the stuff,, the daughter had decided ot help us out and poured all the small boxes and bags of brass into one big box,
sorted it all out, poured it out on a table and worked at it an hour or for a few nights,
8 calibers, from 222 to 30.06
Can we please bring back dueling?
If you have trees/timber/big brush on your place, a grapple will be the best $ you ever spent.
I have the exact same Kubota and LA525 front end. When hurricane Laura came through here 3 yrs ago it put about 20 of my big red oaks and hickories on the ground and ruined about another dozen. Couldn't walk through the place more than 10yds at a time because of all the trees down.
I did some research and ordered a proper sized grapple from this place along with a 3rd function kit for my hydraulics.
Everything Attachments Wicked Root Grapples
Grapples that are designed to be strong enough to grapple any brush or logs, yet light enough to give your compact tractor a grapplewww.everythingattachments.com
I'm not gonna lie, I was moving and picking up stuff that was at about 110% of what the tractor was rated for but damn!, that was the best money I ever spent. Only having to cut limbs down to 10 or 12 ft instead of small enough to hand carry or throw into the bucket saved an incredible amount of time and 2-cycle gas. Ditto for pushing up the piles and keeping them burning completely.
Can be rigged with a sling easier than when the bucket is on too per below!
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10/10. Highly recommend.
PS: Stihl chainsaws are the shit.
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What??? Dude can pass off a great joke with a straight face, he had a GREAT and FUNNY as hell 1 hour stand up out there.
Is maple syrup still sticky after it burns?
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THP: Driver injured after tractor-trailer carrying maple syrup catches fire, overturns on I-75 near KY-TN state line
The Tennessee Department of Transportation said the overturned tractor was reported at around 3:32 p.m. Eastern Time, near Jellico.www.wbir.com
Great comic.
Passed awhile ago.
Definition of dry humor.
OMG this is so true.
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A lot of threats of violence.
Wonder where daddy is.
A lot of threats of violence.
Wonder where daddy is.
Only having 4 acres I couldn't justify the $11,000 extra for the competing Kubota model as well that the dealership had to order it and didn't know when it would arrive/months.If you have trees/timber/big brush on your place, a grapple will be the best $ you ever spent.
I have the exact same Kubota and LA525 front end. When hurricane Laura came through here 3 yrs ago it put about 20 of my big red oaks and hickories on the ground and ruined about another dozen. Couldn't walk through the place more than 10yds at a time because of all the trees down.
I did some research and ordered a proper sized grapple from this place along with a 3rd function kit for my hydraulics.
Everything Attachments Wicked Root Grapples
Grapples that are designed to be strong enough to grapple any brush or logs, yet light enough to give your compact tractor a grapplewww.everythingattachments.com
I'm not gonna lie, I was moving and picking up stuff that was at about 110% of what the tractor was rated for but damn!, that was the best money I ever spent. Only having to cut limbs down to 10 or 12 ft instead of small enough to hand carry or throw into the bucket saved an incredible amount of time and 2-cycle gas. Ditto for pushing up the piles and keeping them burning completely.
Can be rigged with a sling easier than when the bucket is on too per below!
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10/10. Highly recommend.
PS: Stihl chainsaws are the shit.
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Only having 4 acres I couldn't justify the $11,000 extra for the competing Kubota model as well that the dealership had to order it and didn't know when it would arrive/months.
Last week I did my 50 hour maintenance service on my Yanmar 235C. It's just crazy all the things I use my tractor for! That's coming from someone who never imagined owning a tractor. Got my road fixed pretty good, on and on and on, but more work to do next year.
One funny thing that happened is I got a darn Jack hammer stuck so hard in a big rock that it took half a day to get it yanked out with my tractor. Hilti SUCKS because it doesn't do (Jack) when pulling it up! It's ok you guys can laugh at me.
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Ha I thought about getting a grapple just to hold onto logs at waist height then cutting them with my chainsaw for my firewood. Currently the old back gets cricked a bit with all the bendingovering
and pickeruppering along with the resulting ooofouchingering.
Also thought about getting a log splitter but the takeroffering and putteronering might turn into too much of a hassle.
Man I had 4' drifts last winter at one point. One thing is for sure and that is I'm not freezing my ass off anymore or getting snowed in like before.
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Except for maybe 1 husky. I don't have one.@Terry Cross
Husqvarna sucks
There, take that! ….you rapscallion.
6 pro Stihl saws here so kinda biased I admit(plus a lowly MS250)
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The lotto thing infuriates me. It should be a state law that lotto tickets are a completely separate line.
Sand Pebbles
Yep, same shit around here too. I avoid the post office like the plague. Actually, I tend to avoid the vast majority of society like the plague.Try going to the post office in a New England Tourist town... every one of these citified scum-weasels thinks the place is some kind of a Gilmore Girls episode or that somehow it's Mayberry. They want to chat up the postal employees. They want 'local color.' They want to know how to pack maple syrup in a first-class envelope. They actually ask about the Feng Shui of the stamps they are buying (Not making that shit up... seen it more than once.)
No idea that people here actually live and work and try and get through their day... and don't need to be behind Karen Plushbottom who wants to send a Christmas Ornament back to Hoboken in June... and can't figure out how to tape up a package? How the fuck did you get through the first 35 years of life... oh, yeah. Giving head to hedge-fund managers. Better not put on another 10 lbs, though... or you'll violate the cellulite clause in your Prenup and have to give back the Audi. (If they swallow, they get a Mercedes.)
People are totally oblivious to anyone else these days...
Don't even get me started about the bimbos (men included) who leave their BMW or Prius at the one Diesel pump while they go inside and order a 7 course lobster dinner, plan a hostile takeover of GM and earn a masters degree... while the only diesel pump is blocked by their crappy little Audi A3.
Did I mention I hate people more and more these days?
Sirhr