Hopefully a "please explain" text box will appear if you click "yes", so then one can write: "Anal assassin with monster cock. Terrorized every porn set I've worked in but they can't get enough of it"...
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Hopefully a "please explain" text box will appear if you click "yes", so then one can write: "Anal assassin with monster cock. Terrorized every porn set I've worked in but they can't get enough of it"...
Grandfather was Iron Worker/Rigger on the Empire State Building. Injured and died from injuries while working at the Brooklyn Naval Yard during WWII. Still have ID from working at the Yard.
Our slopes are better than their slopes!
I did a Lasfit high beam install on my truck. I'm now able to return the favor to the inbreds that don't use the dimmer.
Keith
FINALLY found the gals for my foursome. Lets go girls.
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Probably on the edge of what’s allowed here vs. the MPT, but this one honestly got a good chuckle out of me…
Looking back on all those old Clint Eastwood movies I now realized just how cheesy they were
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
Measure twice ,cut once 
He's gonna be pretty "tired" after that!
Worked at falls church yellow cab way back when they were using Plymouth fury’s with 225 slant sixes.
Guy came into the shop said his cab wouldn’t start.
Pushed it into my bay and the starter would only go click.
Pulled the dipstick and it showed full.
Twisted the oil filler in the valve cover and the whole engine was full of oil.
That’s when we started rationing the oil and trans fluid.
The Simpsons are never wrong…
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