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Remember all the times I have told you, "you probably have plenty enough ammo".
Yeah....watch the video again, till you understand why i told you that.

Buy more goalie masks...

On the other hand... can we get these to automatically home in on Guy Fawkes Masks and anyone in the shape of an Antifa? That would save a ton of time!

Sirhr
 
Here you are minding your own business, leisurely rounding a corner at 120 to 130 mph running fourth because you had a bad start when you have an encounter with the fellow who was contending for the lead

Addendum, thanks to modern safety equipment, Dave Villwok, driver of U-27, was unharmed.

 
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Read the book of Genesis


Rainbows have nothing to do with sin or deviance.
ZERO

Stolen and corrupted. And it worked. So many equivocate it to that vs a promise from God

I know... it was the sign that if the sodomites and the Ghomoorhans (sp) stop cornholing each other and act like human beings, God won't flood the place again.

And it was stolen and perverted in a really disgusting way.

Which is probably what happened to Asheville! Which was full of sodomites. Sadly, the waters had to wipe out a lot of good mountain folk while passing through.

Sirhr
 
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I know... it was the sign that if the sodomites and the Ghomoorhans (sp) stop cornholing each other and act like human beings, God won't flood the place again.

And it was stolen and perverted in a really disgusting way.

Which is probably what happened to Asheville! Which was full of sodomites. Sadly, the waters had to wipe out a lot of good mountain folk while passing through.

Sirhr
I believe he is coming with fire next time. . .

2 Peter 3:3-7 (NIV): ‘First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, ‘where is this “coming” he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.’ But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and with water. By water also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.’
 
Never Aggravate Any Chinese People ( from a black comedian many decades ago).

I was told by some retired Chicago cops that when Jesse Jackson was running for president that his codename given to him by the Secret Service was PONTIAC.

I remember when people were putting the "Run, Jesse, Run" bumper stickers on their front bumpers all over America!

Sirhr
 
I believe he is coming with fire next time. . .

2 Peter 3:3-7 (NIV): ‘First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, ‘where is this “coming” he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.’ But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and with water. By water also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.’

Canned Sunshine From God...

It has a nice ring to it!

And involves those mostly-peaceful physicists!

Sirhr
 
I believe he is coming with fire next time. . .

2 Peter 3:3-7 (NIV): ‘First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, ‘where is this “coming” he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.’ But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and with water. By water also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.’
Say what you will but all science (real science not that silly get the jab stuff promoted by dumocraps) all science says that while the star we call the sun is middle aged, in the end, it will expand and burn all the inner planets to a crisp. Gives thought to the now accepted fact, (by real scientists, not dumocraps, parading as learned gentlemen) that every human being who is currently living and has ever lived have descended from ONE female. They now call her “Eve.” Theres a lot more to that little black book than casually meets the eye.