getting laid after carving pumpkins

Clark

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The party had some drinking, eating, and carving.

I wanted to separate myself from the other males in the room.

Women want to sleep with macho asshole pricks.

I communicated through my pumpkin that I was an ogre, as I carved and drank next to her.

She used her pumpkin to communicate what she wanted to give me.